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    Tryin to get fired...any tips?

    I wanna go out with a bang..I have this job that I really dont' like and they keep firin ppl. I only started workin here back in Feb to save $ to move out west to the coast.
    I really dislike my job, even tho they told me I could work from home in Van city. That's great and all but they clearly didnt' want me to give them 3 weeks notice when I had the chance. At this point if they fire me b4 the end of the month, I'll still get 2 weeks pay AND I'll get to stay home and pack for the move.Not to mention the benefits for 2 more weeks.

    My GF suggested making some unreasonable demands so they will be forced to fire me since they wont' be able to meet my demands.

    Can't say I've been in this position too often in my life. I think it's the customers sayign good things about me and the lack of current employees that's causing thsi demand for me to stay with the company. My boss is always gettin sick cause nobody who's qualified wants to even start work here which means the rest of us are overworked.

    Any classy/funny way to get canned? I kinda like this route, even tho it means no reference (then again I hate this type of office work, which is why I left this field). On the downside I won't have a reference, but who really cares consdiering I have another job I've been working in the meantime that my bosses really like me too

    #2
    Have you seen Office Space?

    Start there.
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      #3
      Yes, put a Y2K bug in the system.

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        #4
        fuck the boss' daughter
        -Andy

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          #5
          Originally posted by dashboardmonkey View Post
          fuck the boss' wife
          Originally posted by teamdynasty43
          Aye listen here ph fucking dick cheese mother fucker ...go back to touching your self or your fucking boyfriend because you're just some dumb mother fucker that has no fucking life than other to ridicule others because you have no fuckin life and low self esteem so you try to make your self feel better so you act all big!!!! Sooooo get the fuck out of here and shut your stupid little Whore mouth the fuck up and just leave!

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            #6
            What do you do for a living? You can usually use what you do to make it look legit and hilarious at the same time.

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              #7
              Get a doctor to diagnose you with IBS. Begin to shit yourself at random times throughout the day and use an exterior hose to clean yourself in the nude. They will have no choice but to fire you, and due to your medical condition, you can walk away with at least half a years pay.

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              Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
              Lobsterbacks attack the town again
              Wrap all my things in aluminum
              Beams of darkness streak across the sky
              Pink rays from the ancient satellite
              Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
              Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                #8
                Originally posted by dashboardmonkey View Post
                fuck the boss' daughter + wife

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                  #9
                  put dog shit in the Hvac system
                  mix cayenne pepper and Tabasco sauce into the coffee grounds in the machine
                  get seen masturbating to weird porn on your computer
                  delete some important database stuff
                  shit in a garbage can
                  photocopy your scrotum and post copies around the office
                  puke on your bosses chair
                  puke on on your bosses keyboard
                  put dog shit on the office door handle
                  streak through the office
                  moon your boss in front of everyone
                  photoshop your bosses head onto a picture of hitler and post copies in the office
                  photoshop your bosses head onto a picture of a naked transvestite and post copies in the office

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                    #10
                    If you are terminated doubt you will get any benefits. Just quit and go on with your life.
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                      #11
                      How about you grow a set and act like an adult?
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                        #12
                        put the bosses phone in the ceiling

                        put the keys of his keyboard into jello

                        do an upper decker

                        and then shit on his desk
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by dashboardmonkey View Post
                          fuck the boss' mom

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by ZM Blue Devil View Post
                            If you are terminated doubt you will get any benefits. Just quit and go on with your life.
                            No i will. jsut for 2 weeks tho

                            Originally posted by pureaudio View Post
                            How about you grow a set and act like an adult?
                            how much fun is that?
                            sheesh, i came to this board for fun, that's why I drive an e30.

                            you should go buy an e46/e90/whateverthefuckisthelatestbmwgarbage

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                              #15
                              ok, ok, fuck the boss' daughter, mom, wife, sister in a wicked orgy

                              or, FUCK HIS WAFFLES
                              -Andy

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