Tryin to get fired...any tips?

[jasonsnoddy]

fuck the boss

[fiftytakedowns]

I stand by fat blunts....

Or,

MAke mass special brownies and leave on desk

[honkey]

a good reference is for pussies...............

[Deltron Dirty30]

a little bit of everyone's office supplies in one big plate of jello????

[gwb72tii]

How about you grow a set and act like an adult?

thank you

:up:

[MonkeyMadness]

I'm sorry but what?

What? You don't think it would get you fired?
I never said I would do that... lol
It was just a suggestion.. :nice:

[Stanley Rockefeller]

I think I've finally decided what I'm gonna do (tho the pig idea and the turrets sounds good too).

The company wants me to go on these terrible installs (we install the company's software to businesses) all over N.America which consist of 5, 12-14 hour days with very few breaks. Most of the time the users (employees of the dealerships) are very resistant and are looking for the closest and nearest representative of my company to "vent" their frustrations on. I'm pretty new to the company and know that going on this upcoming install would be like throwing a newborn baby to a pack of wolves.

I clearly cant' make the trip since I have an apt. full of stuff that needs to be sold/packed, a Ford focus that needs selling and finally really didn't plan on being with the company past the end of Sept., even when I got the job in Feb. This was just a means to save $, at this point from working 2 jobs, I've accomplished this task admirably.

So, consideirng I can't make the install, they want me to work from home in BC, and I really dont' wanna do this for long, I'm willing on throwing them back my needs in order for this to work.
1. I dont' wanna be a salary employee anymore, I'd rather be paid an hourly wage and would be willing to give up any benefits I may have with the company.
2. I only wanna work on a part-time basis from home.
3. When on installs, I'll also be paid an hourly wage, or a pre-determined install commission

Honestly, considering how short of a time frame I have been with the company, I'd be suprised if they meet my needs/wants. As I mentioned b4, at this point, I really don't have anything to lose in the deal.

Now, if only I can find a way to get the pigs to my office....I may have to conntect a trailer to my e30 ;)

[Stanley Rockefeller]

Haha, do whatever then, just take pics if possible. If I were trying to get fired I'd just stop working; clock in, sit down and start playing games on your phone or something. If they tell you to go home for the day just say no and all the can do after that is fire you.

LOL, it's funny you say that. Back in university i had a series of summer gigs with the government working in their offices. I worked in their crown corp. telecommunications company. Boy it was stupid how much money I was paid (which is how I could afford my e30's).

Anyway, my first 2 summers went great! I had awesome co-workers and was working in customer service (something I've always been able to excel at with little to no stress). After those summers were finished I didn't wanna drive the 45 minute commute and wanted to work in the city I lived in. As a result they offered me another job in a local office where I had no idea what the hell was goin on. And just going into the office and wasting time (it was roadfly back in those days) was all I seemed to do. Sure enough, after the whole summer was almost finished they finally fired me with severance pay.

[thornado327i]

Go'an cry somewhere else.

Don't want to work? Then don't. Just say "I quit" and call it a day.

Making demands impossible to meet seems you just want to throw the responsibility for quitting at someone else. Be a man for Christ's sake.

If you took on the responsibility on taking a job, behave like fucking normal person. Making a silly prank just because you don't want to work in that place anymore is just plain stupid.

After pulling something stupid off you won't be remembered as a "really cool dude who pulled off something hilarious". They will just remember you as dumbass and then will think twice before hiring someone young straight after school. So it's also potentially harmful.

Get a life.

[scabzzzz]

Commit suicide on the clock.

Lul!

[Farbin Kaiber]

I wish I had a job, or, a second job to relish in quitting in a ridiculous thread on the internet.

OP, you are a fucking idiot. This generation, (I'm part of it too...) thinks so highly of themselves, that this kind of stuff is actually carried out, opposed to being a daydream in some guy's mind in a scene from Mad Men. Look what we've done.

[Vtec?lol]

fuck the boss' pet

fuck the boss' goat?

[phreshkid]

OP, do whatever it is you wanna do. Don't be persuaded by people on the internet, people you have never met, including myself. Don't do what i ask of you, and don't do what I tell you. Don't do me, do you.

[Adrian_Visser]

Go'an cry somewhere else.

Don't want to work? Then don't. Just say "I quit" and call it a day.

Making demands impossible to meet seems you just want to throw the responsibility for quitting at someone else. Be a man for Christ's sake.

If you took on the responsibility on taking a job, behave like fucking normal person. Making a silly prank just because you don't want to work in that place anymore is just plain stupid.

After pulling something stupid off you won't be remembered as a "really cool dude who pulled off something hilarious". They will just remember you as dumbass and then will think twice before hiring someone young straight after school. So it's also potentially harmful.

Get a life.

^This^

I wish I had a job, or, a second job to relish in quitting in a ridiculous thread on the internet.

OP, you are a fucking idiot. This generation, (I'm part of it too...) thinks so highly of themselves, that this kind of stuff is actually carried out, opposed to being a daydream in some guy's mind in a scene from Mad Men. Look what we've done.

^And This^

Don't burn your bridges man, you should at least try to get them as a good reference for your next job.

[Need4Speed1299]

Grease up 2 pigs, write a #1 on one of them, and a #3 on the other. Let them loose in the office. They will have a hell of a time catching them, and will be looking for #2 for quite some time.

Amazing post. 4 star.