Shitty Day on the Job

[Wh33lhop]

Yep, fake enthusiasm ftl. It's not too hard to tell when someone is being genuine.

[Kershaw]

i love my local branch. the manager there is all over my nuts and gave me her personal cell number in case "i have any emergency financial needs" (lol) and greets me with a hug whenever she sees me outside the bank. which happens every so often. last time i was at the bank, writing a deposit slip, she came up behind me and poked me in my sides. haha.

however,...

the teller i see a lot is just fucking hot as shit with gigantic double D tits that she likes to put out on display. she'll even be taking care of a customer and if she sees me she'll start talking to me, asking me how my day is, what i've been up to, why i dont come in more often, etc completely ignoring the guy in front of her who now has a big blown face.

did i mention i love my local branch? every time i walk out, i feel like my dick is 10 feet long.

[BMWerke]

i actually don't like it when they do that whole "i smile all the time sorta thing and i am full of joy" greetings. I work for enterprise renta car and we are expected to greet each customer like a family relative that we havent seen in years. F**k that

[BeLzEbUb58]

i love my local branch. the manager there is all over my nuts and gave me her personal cell number in case "i have any emergency financial needs" (lol) and greets me with a hug whenever she sees me outside the bank. which happens every so often. last time i was at the bank, writing a deposit slip, she came up behind me and poked me in my sides. haha.

however,...

the teller i see a lot is just fucking hot as shit with gigantic double D tits that she likes to put out on display. she'll even be taking care of a customer and if she sees me she'll start talking to me, asking me how my day is, what i've been up to, why i dont come in more often, etc completely ignoring the guy in front of her who now has a big blown face.

did i mention i love my local branch? every time i walk out, i feel like my dick is 10 feet long.

Now there is a great idea. Start a new bank called Pro's and Ho's Bank. Bank by day, leave a big deposit at night in the Ho's night deposit slot!

[delatlanta1281]

Oh sorry, I forgot about this thread, I was busy counting my capital, and getting ready to move it into an account with a bigger bank. Since I have so much of it. :)

[qu4ttro]

not to mention they pay bank tellers a crap wage...