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[Conki]

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[Danny]

Sparknotes version plz.

[Ian Bowers]

Sparknotes version plz.

Drunk chick pulled a drunk chick move.

The end.

[Danny]

That could be like a million things!

[Dj Buttchug]

pics of said girl or gtfo lol

[accident]

cliffs:

Conki is conservative about getting freaky
Drunk chick was coming on strong
Drunk Conki said fuck it and gave in
Drunk chick decided it was creepy

[10-66kruk]

That's some fucked up shit right there.
Personally there is hope just got to stay optimistic about it.

[Danny]

Well I hoped you wrapped your tool, FOOL!

[ak-]

Girls are a fucking stupid complex. Sorry OP.
America has no culture, but this is American culture; dry humping and all.

[phreshkid]

Somethin somethin party, got drunk, reserved himself but a lady comes along, somethin about a hot tube, and the lady he likes and she likes him but it's complicating and he's mad.

[Conki]

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[Conki]

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[phreshkid]

This is girls. They want what they can't have but once they have it, they don't want it anymore.

[Dj Buttchug]

pretty sure she bailed out cuz she didnt think you wanted her. petting her arm isnt gonna work...

[Van Westervelt]

This is girls. They want what they can't have but once they have it, they don't want it anymore.

Precisely why I tell my ladies no at least 1 to 2 times per week, then they are always wantin the high hard one. My lady says we dont do it enough, and we do it about 10x a week. I turn her down, then 2 hours later, whammy. And the next morning, and.... :)

ps, read the cliff notes, not readin that long of a story unless I see some titties, or am gettin a tug job in the mean by...