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  • Restoman
    E30 Fanatic
    • Jun 2006
    • 1311

    #76
    Always approach her with your honest intentions. "i want to shove my cock in your ass all the way down to my balls."
    i'lldoitforacaravan

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    • honkey
      Advanced Member
      • Jul 2007
      • 123

      #77
      66% of the time it works everytime

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      • Mlarsen
        R3V Elite
        • Feb 2010
        • 4082

        #78
        Your putting the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles on a pedestal man.

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        • Fusion
          No R3VLimiter
          • Nov 2009
          • 3658

          #79
          Awesome chronicle, sibling.

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          • Raxe
            R3V Elite
            • Nov 2006
            • 5346

            #80
            Originally posted by phreshkid
            This is girls. They want what they can't have but once they have it, they don't want it anymore.
            Cha-ching.

            >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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            • Conki
              E30 Fanatic
              • Mar 2009
              • 1254

              #81
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              Last edited by Conki; 07-08-2022, 07:06 PM.

              1992 BMW 525iT Calypso
              2011 Jeep Wrangler

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              • e30e
                R3VLimited
                • Dec 2004
                • 2176

                #82
                Dude there is no "right" girl, you will find one that meets 74% of your criteria and be happy with it, just like you'll meet 85% of her's and you'll be happy until you realize that women are stupid.
                1985 BMW 325e
                1997 BMW M3/4/5
                2007 Chevy Silverado Crew Cab 5.3 v8

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                • Wh33lhop
                  R3V OG
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 11705

                  #83
                  Originally posted by e30e
                  Dude there is no "right" girl, you will find one that meets 74% of your criteria and be happy with it, just like you'll meet 85% of her's and you'll be happy until you realize that women are stupid.
                  Too bad I just picked up a new sig, or this would be the next.
                  paint sucks

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                  • mamzak
                    E30 Modder
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 883

                    #84
                    Originally posted by Mlarsen
                    Your putting the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles on a pedestal man.

                    Quoted for the god damn mother fucking truth.
                    Originally posted by Dozyproductions
                    All girls fuck but not all girls fuck around with combustion engines.

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                    • Be30mer
                      E30 Enthusiast
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 1121

                      #85
                      Shoulda just starting sucking on titties. If she is as slutty as your story made her out to be, then you will most likely be able to get that. Looks like she knows your interested as well and she wants to make you work for it now. also pics of girl are required.

                      Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                      You are lucky your Dad didn't pull out and leave you on the passenger side seat.

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                      • E30Nova
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • May 2009
                        • 1546

                        #86
                        Originally posted by phreshkid
                        This is girls. They want what they can't have but once they have it, they don't want it anymore.
                        This. I've had the same thing happen multiple times. You eventually learn to shrug it off as typical dumb bitch shit. Or drink more. I chose both.
                        Matt

                        Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                        I pack my CD player with asbestos. Those mother fuckers pay dearly for stealing my shit.
                        Originally posted by kronus
                        try whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"
                        Originally posted by chadthestampede
                        This is like a reverse build thread; it starts out nice and gets shitty.

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                        • Conki
                          E30 Fanatic
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 1254

                          #87
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                          Last edited by Conki; 07-08-2022, 07:06 PM.

                          1992 BMW 525iT Calypso
                          2011 Jeep Wrangler

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                          • der affe
                            Moderator
                            Technical
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 8452

                            #88
                            Originally posted by e30e
                            Dude there is no "right" girl, you will find one that meets 74% of your criteria and be happy with it, just like you'll meet 85% of her's and you'll be happy until you realize that women are stupid.

                            i was just about to post something similar!

                            how old are you?

                            up to 21/22 other than HS, girls are fucking worthless, flakey, whiney, OMG!, attention whores, ETC.

                            once they are old enough to get in bars and realize every swinging dick in the place will pay attention to them, it gets worse.

                            if you can swing a girl in the 23-25 range you will be closer to what you are looking for. NOT 100% but closer to 70%-80%

                            you will have to decide what are the things you are willing to give up and what is really important to you. stream line thing to something realistic.

                            also the chances of finding your "forever" girl in collage are pretty slim. don't set your hopes on it!
                            Last edited by der affe; 09-21-2010, 10:23 PM.
                            seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


                            Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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                            • 87e30
                              R3V Elite
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 5676

                              #89
                              Can't be bothered to read ALL 6 pages but I lol'd at seeing me mentioned in here.

                              I know where you are coming from. Girls like guys that don't care, or can some how act interested in them but appear to not care at all. I don't know how it works, it just does for guys I know. My problem, and perhaps yours, it that I care and can't really act like I don't.
                              Originally posted by z31maniac
                              I just hate everyone.

                              No need for discretion.

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                              • Stephen
                                Шлем ишака
                                • Aug 2008
                                • 10774

                                #90
                                thread = not getting me stoked on potentially being single soon

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