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  • jasonsnoddy
    E30 Mastermind
    • Feb 2010
    • 1900

    #1

    im an asshole

    i just recently was thinking about this. im a dick. case in point:

    i always park in the same spot at school.

    always.

    i get there at pretty much the same time every day. today i get there and this bitches old ass cutlass is in my spot. i know she always parks in this lot too, she always gets there like five minutes after i do.

    so, obviously the mature thing to do would be to just park in a different spot right? of course.

    so what do i do?



    i steal her gas cap.


    Originally posted by stewie30luvr
    ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
    Originally posted by JakeP
    with a coathanger
  • Anguz
    E30 Fanatic
    • Jun 2010
    • 1394

    #2
    she fine?

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    • jasonsnoddy
      E30 Mastermind
      • Feb 2010
      • 1900

      #3
      no shes an old bitchy mom bitch


      Originally posted by stewie30luvr
      ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
      Originally posted by JakeP
      with a coathanger

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      • blunttech
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        • Jul 2004
        • 12850

        #4
        wtf??
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        • Fusion
          No R3VLimiter
          • Nov 2009
          • 3658

          #5
          What happened when you threw the lit match in?

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          • RickSloan
            R3VLimited
            • Feb 2008
            • 2401

            #6
            yea your a dick, thats just fucking stupid. If some one parks like an asshole you do that shit. This is just you being a whiny little bitch really

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            • scabzzzz
              Estado de mierda de encargo
              • Jul 2007
              • 6870

              #7
              I dont see a problem with it.

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              • jasonsnoddy
                E30 Mastermind
                • Feb 2010
                • 1900

                #8


                Originally posted by stewie30luvr
                ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
                Originally posted by JakeP
                with a coathanger

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                • Massive Lee
                  R3V OG
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 6782

                  #9
                  Time to apologize, unless you have a receipt that shows you pay a monthly fee for "that" spot. ;-)
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                  • blunttech
                    Forum Sponsor
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 12850

                    #10
                    Originally posted by scabzzzz
                    I dont see a problem with it.
                    its borderline Pyscho. Its not his personal spot. Its a school parking lot.
                    now as employee of the month at cinnabon if someone parked in my spot Id probably do worse but not in a school parking lot
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                    • jasonsnoddy
                      E30 Mastermind
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 1900

                      #11
                      Originally posted by blunt
                      its borderline Physcho. Its not his personal spot. Its a school parking lot.
                      now as employee of the month at cinnabon if someone parked in my spot Id probably do worse but not in a school parking lot

                      well its not in the actual school parking lot. not that that makes a difference haha.


                      Originally posted by stewie30luvr
                      ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
                      Originally posted by JakeP
                      with a coathanger

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                      • franco90
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 3185

                        #12
                        Wow

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                        • franco90
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 3185

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jasonsnoddy
                          no shes an old bitchy mom bitch
                          A MILF

                          I've always been proud of being a Marine.
                          I won't hesitate to defend the Corps
                          "Supersquad"

                          ‎"Prostitutes are a sub-category of Amusement Parks"-

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                          • JBird
                            E30 Modder
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 980

                            #14


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                            i.e. it's a necessary but somewhat unpleasant chore and they want something to make the task a little easier and insulate them from the process."
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                            • z31maniac
                              I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 17566

                              #15
                              That's what passes as being a dick nowadays?

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                              Go out and cause some real shenanigans.
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