i just recently was thinking about this. im a dick. case in point:
i always park in the same spot at school.
always.
i get there at pretty much the same time every day. today i get there and this bitches old ass cutlass is in my spot. i know she always parks in this lot too, she always gets there like five minutes after i do.
so, obviously the mature thing to do would be to just park in a different spot right? of course.
so what do i do?
i steal her gas cap.
i always park in the same spot at school.
always.
i get there at pretty much the same time every day. today i get there and this bitches old ass cutlass is in my spot. i know she always parks in this lot too, she always gets there like five minutes after i do.
so, obviously the mature thing to do would be to just park in a different spot right? of course.
so what do i do?
i steal her gas cap.

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