im an asshole

[Raxe]

Karma is a bitch.

*waits for "some a-hole smashed my windows last night!!" thread*

[ZM Blue Devil]

That's what passes as being a dick nowadays?

We are turning American children into a bunch of nancies.

Go out and cause some real shenanigans.

This reminded me of this...

[Fusion]

^^ The greatest youtube video I have ever seen.

[Massive Lee]

Karma is a bitch.

*waits for "some granny smashed my windows last night with a gas cap!!" thread*

Corrected :mrgreen:

[IRON-E]

This guy needs to have a good ass kicking, you don't fuck with other peoples cars. Why didn't you just look for different spot to park in, instead of being an ASSHOLE like you put it. Com'on man grow up a little, that's the kind of shit you should have done at 13.



Rant/

[twism]

Story I read on bimmerforums:

Years ago a friend of mine did the same thing after we watched someone back in to his car on the other side of a parking lot. We got to the car, saw the damage (broken signal & scrapes), he gets pissed, then we realized the other car is stuck in traffic. We follow the other car until it's parked & left alone. He then walks over to the car, is about to kick the side in, then stops. He tries the door & it's unlocked. The next thing I see is him inside the car dropping his pants. He shit inside the car!! He finds some fast food napkins in the car, wipes his ass & flips them on the seat, pulls his pants up & gets out. I start laughing & then the smell hits me as he shuts the door. I said something about the driver learning his lesson, & my friend said he will when I'm done. He then goes & snaps a long thin branch off a tree, goes back to the car, & reopens the door. He then proceeds to dab & smear his shit all over the interior. Someone to this day regrets backing in to that car & taking off.

[5Toes]

^ lols

[CorvallisBMW]

This reminded me of this...

Give it a second!! It's going to SPACE!!!!!

[5Toes]

Hahaha.

And Jason, to think you did this in a church parking lot :tsk:

[tonywonder]

she deserves the sugar in the gas tank trick. how dare she park in that spot. or maybe next time you should make a sign and a cone with your name on it. that says.

RESERVED
if you park in this spot prepare to have you gas cap stolen. BOOM!