I'm a punctual bastard who likes to corrupt Orcas

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  • rwh11385
    lance_entities
    • Oct 2003
    • 18403

    #1

    I'm a punctual bastard who likes to corrupt Orcas

    http://www.auburn.edu/~shephcd/whatyouare.html
  • decay
    R3V Elite
    • Oct 2003
    • 5637

    #2
    You are a slam-dancing sea captain who loves to hump beavers
    past:
    1989 325is (learner shitbox)
    1986 325e (turbo dorito)
    1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
    1985 323i baur
    current:
    1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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    • Streetspec_iS
      E30 Mastermind
      • Oct 2003
      • 1622

      #3
      You are a pathetic sausage link who loves to orally explore lesbians
      dont hate the player, and all that jizz.
      sigpicM42 Brigade ... Throwing craze in the 318

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      • SykoBMW
        E30 Enthusiast
        • Nov 2003
        • 1065

        #4
        You are a toe-sucking sex god who loves to pilfer horses.

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        • Dave
          E30 RAT
          • Nov 2003
          • 11675

          #5
          You are a boob-sucking Nintendo 64 who loves to slap waffleswaffleswaffleswaffless.
          Current Cars
          2014 M235i
          2009 R56 Cooper S
          1998 M3
          1997 M3

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          • seqo
            Member
            • Jan 2005
            • 53

            #6
            You are a delicious pimp who loves to control vibrators.

            ok.

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            • 318driver
              E30 Mastermind
              • Nov 2003
              • 1714

              #7
              yo are a cock-heavy virgin who loves to slap calzones.

              haha, thats great
              90 325is
              IE stage 3s and refeshed m20....

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              • Jon325i
                R3V OG
                • Oct 2003
                • 6934

                #8
                You are a buff bastard who loves to stroke lesbians.
                That ain't so bad. Call me the Convertonator :nice:

                Jon
                Rides...
                1991 325i - sold :(
                2004 2WD Frontier King Cab

                RIP #17 Jules Bianchi

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                • e30sd
                  Fistee
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 5517

                  #9
                  you are shrunken baby who loves to suck giant tits






                  yeah, i guess that's accurate...
                  sigpic

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                  • PeterCip
                    E30 Addict
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 402

                    #10
                    miniscule midget who loves to empty lesbians!
                    haha
                    me to a T

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                    • hamann318is
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 3382

                      #11
                      You are a slam-dancing cab driver who loves to fuck testes.
                      The BMW 318 is back. With a vengeance.

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                      • Jarvis
                        R3VLimited
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 2132

                        #12
                        You are a BUFF salad buffet who likes to taste giant tits.

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                        • royalflush313
                          R3VLimited
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 2070

                          #13
                          A pathetic feltcher who loves to fistfuck birds

                          :(
                          ~ Go Canucks Go! ~

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                          • permit
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 3363

                            #14
                            I am a deseased demon who loves to infect souls.

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                            • Beej '86 325es
                              R3VLimited
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 2639

                              #15
                              Testicular Boytoy who loves to Eat Trousersnakes. Man mine was gay.
                              -Brandon
                              '86 325es S50
                              '12 VW GTI Autobahn DSG
                              '03 540i M-Sport (sold)
                              '08 Jeep SRT-8 (sold)

                              For sale:
                              S50 TMS chip for Schricks

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