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    #1

    He'll tune your piano

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/1598225097.html


    For christ's sake people, just let me tune your god damn piano, do the both of us a favor. I'm the best in the whole god damn city, I swear to christ. You can ask any one of my clients at any given time, email me and ask me for a list. I'll make that fucker SING. Hell, you pay me a little extra and I'll make YOU sing too. Na i'm kidding, that's a little joke there. Nothing sexual, just piano tuning. Email me and I'll come the fuck over, tune your fucking piano, take your money, then be on my merry old motherfuckin way.
    You want the shitfuckin thing tuned? Fine. Call me. I'll tune it. Done. Just like that.

    All of Manhattan or Brooklyn. Don't fucking call me if you're in Queens or Hoboken.

    $80 for grand and upright pianos
    $100 for spinet upright pianos (because they are way goddamn harder)
    Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|
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    #2
    Probably the wrong sense of humor for the target audience...

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      #3
      i enjoy the pianoz but not really understanding this

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        #4
        lol


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          #5
          I think he is trying to win people's business by being brash.
          Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

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            #6
            Jerky Boys !!!

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              #7
              I think it's funny.
              But I don't see his phone number. Or an option to email him.

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                #8
                most people I know that have pianos and care to get them tuned, are not the type that take well to cussin in adverts
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                  #9
                  lulz

                  I thought it was funny, but I have a "unique" sense of humor
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                    #10
                    He seems legit.

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