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  • b*saint
    No R3VLimiter
    • May 2006
    • 3794
    #1

    He'll tune your piano

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/1598225097.html


    For christ's sake people, just let me tune your god damn piano, do the both of us a favor. I'm the best in the whole god damn city, I swear to christ. You can ask any one of my clients at any given time, email me and ask me for a list. I'll make that fucker SING. Hell, you pay me a little extra and I'll make YOU sing too. Na i'm kidding, that's a little joke there. Nothing sexual, just piano tuning. Email me and I'll come the fuck over, tune your fucking piano, take your money, then be on my merry old motherfuckin way.
    You want the shitfuckin thing tuned? Fine. Call me. I'll tune it. Done. Just like that.

    All of Manhattan or Brooklyn. Don't fucking call me if you're in Queens or Hoboken.

    $80 for grand and upright pianos
    $100 for spinet upright pianos (because they are way goddamn harder)
    Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|
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    • Raxe
      R3V Elite
      • Nov 2006
      • 5346
      #2
      Probably the wrong sense of humor for the target audience...

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        • Dj Buttchug
          R3V OG
          • Jun 2010
          • 7632
          #3
          i enjoy the pianoz but not really understanding this

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            • HarryPotter
              No R3VLimiter
              • Jan 2010
              • 3642
              #4
              lol


              "Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."

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                • b*saint
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • May 2006
                  • 3794
                  #5
                  I think he is trying to win people's business by being brash.
                  Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

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                    • e30vert
                      E30 Mastermind
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 1789
                      #6
                      Jerky Boys !!!

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                        • Conki
                          E30 Fanatic
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 1254
                          #7
                          I think it's funny.
                          But I don't see his phone number. Or an option to email him.

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                            • mrsleeve
                              I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 16385
                              #8
                              most people I know that have pianos and care to get them tuned, are not the type that take well to cussin in adverts
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                                • dashboardmonkey
                                  FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                                  • Jun 2008
                                  • 6158
                                  #9
                                  lulz

                                  I thought it was funny, but I have a "unique" sense of humor
                                  -Andy

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                                    • structured
                                      E30 Modder
                                      • Sep 2008
                                      • 954
                                      #10
                                      He seems legit.

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