Konichiwa bitches!

[Ryan Stewart]

Soo, Ive been in DC for a week. Nice town, fun. We got hooked up with some "backdoor" entrances to all the good shit. The odd thing is they let me photograph just about everything BUT the supreme court room and the floor of the senate (where I got to watch some liberal waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles senator bitch about the nuclear option, or as W says "nucular option"). They have this kickass train that takes them to the capitol from the Hart Senate Building undergound that sounds like an old Atari game. As for the white house, trust me, if they dont want you near it you arent getting within 50 feet, especially looking like Avi. Outside the grounds are goofy cop looking dudes but inside are some VERY unfriendly looking marines.

Im in Baltimore now, flying out tommorow morning. Sucky town, lots of bars :up: but lots of toursity shit also :down: . That may have something to do with staying right ON the harbour but what the hell. Now we are about to try some blues club a chick i met in a restaurant told me about (everything else is dirty college bar type shit).

figured Id fill those in who are wondering where the hell I am, it was a short notice trip.

Now for the quiz, winner gets an e-cookie.

At the new WW2 memorial:
Who went behind the guilded gates?

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Re: Konichiwa bitches!

Now for the quiz, winner gets an e-cookie.

At the new WW2 memorial:
Who went behind the guilded gates?

you?

[E30Driv3R]

you

[Ryan Stewart]

No, and downtown Baltimore sucks. Skanky bitches and tourists. And not skanky in the good way, in the fat n' narsty way.

To know the answer, youd have to have been there or know someone who has. When I get back I will have a pic...

DC > Baltimore in every way. I dont see why there is any rivalry.

[Charlie]

DC > Baltimore in every way. I dont see why there is any rivalry.

Duh.

Save for the shore, maryland is fucking anus.

-Charlie

[Ryan Stewart]

Word. go to baltimore, get crabcakes, then leave.

The answer was Kilroy:


I still have a shitload of pics to upload but Im too lazy, Ill get around to them later. It was fun.

[Bill 84 318i]

Try like Southeast DC.

Northeast is nice...Adams Morgan has some good bars with lots of hot yuppie bitches.

[Ryan Stewart]

I hear you on the hot yuppie bitches. There are a lot yound professional women in that town with looks.

I need to latch onto one with a future and be the Jefferson Darcy of the real world.

[M42Technik]

Try like Southeast DC.

Northeast is nice...Adams Morgan has some good bars with lots of hot yuppie bitches.

Please. Don't go into SE...

Adams Morgan has some shady bars...as for the whole hating on MD minus our crabcakes and the shoreline...yea thats about right.

D.C. traffic still makes me not go into the city...that and Dupont Circle...

[Dave]

You know Baltimore is the STD capital of the country, right?

[Ryan Stewart]

Well except for the lack of chicks Dupont Circle isnt all that bad. :mrgreen: Just expect to get hit on if you are tall, skinny, and young at night. [seinfeld] Not that theres anythign wrong with that! [/seinfeld]

I cant rag on the whole state, just baltimore. At least downtown baltimore sucks. I wouldnt drive in DC. I had a rental but the metro and your feet can get you anywhere and I am used to the BART and NYC systems so, to me, the Metro is high-class.

Also the Tomb of the Unknowns was interesting because some asshole went over the railing and that marine I pictured charged him with his bayonet, no bullshit. He pulled up, ordered the guy to stay behind the railing, and stayed like that long enough so everyone could ID the asshole and get a laugh at his embarassment before returning to his 21 paces.

[Rob]

I love DC, the sister lives a block from the National Cathedral, cool town. Too many fucking people though.

[Digitalwave]

Try like Southeast DC.

Northeast is nice...Adams Morgan has some good bars with lots of hot yuppie bitches.

Please. Don't go into SE...

Adams Morgan has some shady bars...as for the whole hating on MD minus our crabcakes and the shoreline...yea thats about right.

D.C. traffic still makes me not go into the city...that and Dupont Circle...

Damn, I just noticed you were from Frederick. One of my best friends from school lives there. He said the same thing about crabcakes :) He said the ones in Florida aren't even crabcakes.

[E30ownerwithanopinion]

I love going to DC every few years I spend a weekend visiting the museums around the mall. I always visit Lincoln first since that is my favorite building in DC.... last time I went there it was winter and I had my M3 funny how there are not too many cops out at night I was ripping it up.

I still hate driving out there though the French fucker who planned the streets did a great fucken job because you can get lost faster then Ryan loses his will to resist a cock in his mouth.

Georgetown is fun with its hip restaurants shit of that sort. Weekend rates are dirt cheap since all the legislators go home for the weekend.


Baltimore is what I call a city in a box its downtown is filled with new buildings and clean streets which is nice but when you look it at you can see how everything was planed and it looks like hairy ass. It does not have the lived in charm as say NYC or other "older" cities but there is a lot of money to be made out there I know a few people who have taken advantage of the public works contracts they out source and they are making a killing. I think its going to take B'more a few decades to wear down and developed some real character....until then you can always just go to ESPN and play video games and look at third rate drunk bitches at conferences which could not afford to be located in Big Ticket cities.

[Ryan Stewart]

You could spend your whole life going to the museums around the mall. Although Avi's might get cut short by the AIDS he contracted while "working" Dupont Circle. Im surprised I didnt see him, there were a lot of midgets hanging out near the mall on Conneticut and O.