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    #1

    Can cottage cheese be eliminated?

    There's this girl I see every now and then...

    She's got a derriere. Sort of like Farbin Kaiber, but with some color. Now, there's also some "texture" to it all. Is there any way to smooth that shit out or what.

    Fuck Optimator's life.
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    Yes. But how!? Don't fucking say lasers.
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    No. Danger Will Robinson.
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    Ehhh. Fuck the horse you rode in on.
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    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(
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      #3
      like cottage cheese legs n thighs?...... almost sounds like something new from KFC..... gross..... just stay away from em in general is my advice.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Optimator View Post
        There's this girl I see every now and then...

        She's got a derriere. Sort of like Farbin Kaiber, but with some color. Now, there's also some "texture" to it all. Is there any way to smooth that shit out or what.

        Fuck Optimator's life.
        You talk a good game but Ive just now realized youre not a real man yet. Still a ways to go. Youll get there one day, dont worry.
        -Jay

        2014 NASA FL se30 champ #81
        2001 se46 3 year plan in progress

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          #5
          Can you define "real man" for us? We are merely pups to your wizened bull mastiff.
          -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

          Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
          Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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            #6
            Stay away. She has no intention of ever loosing that cellulite.

            She's big and 'beautiful' and that's just the way she likes it
            BRUTE

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              #7
              Squats and lunges

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                #8
                Originally posted by imsotyerred View Post
                Stay away. She has no intention of ever loosing that cellulite.

                She's big and 'beautiful' and that's just the way she likes it
                Interesting. Story tiem?
                -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                  #9
                  See mother to determine hope
                  HDE30 <3

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Avus E30 View Post
                    See mother to determine hope
                    Word

                    to your mother.
                    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                      #11
                      waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles is waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. Some is just better than others. Take what you can get.

                      1988 Bronzitbeige Metallic 325e 2-door S50 turbo (OO=( )=OO)
                      2008 VW Rabbit
                      1991 Audi 200 20vtq Wagon

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by BimmerTim View Post
                        waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles is waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. Some is just better than others. Take what you can get.
                        I do, husky lad. I do.
                        -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                        Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                        Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                          #13
                          Husky indeed. Keeps me warm during these cold MN winters since Blunt isn't always home to cuddle with.

                          1988 Bronzitbeige Metallic 325e 2-door S50 turbo (OO=( )=OO)
                          2008 VW Rabbit
                          1991 Audi 200 20vtq Wagon

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                            #14
                            as long as the puss is not made of cottage cheese then you are good to go.


                            Originally posted by stewie30luvr
                            ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
                            Originally posted by JakeP
                            with a coathanger

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by jasonsnoddy View Post
                              as long as the puss is not made of cottage cheese then you are good to go.
                              Fortunately not.

                              Sorta tasted like giardiniera though.
                              -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                              Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                              Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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