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  • Optimator
    E30 Fanatic
    • Aug 2008
    • 1396
    #1

    Can cottage cheese be eliminated?

    There's this girl I see every now and then...

    She's got a derriere. Sort of like Farbin Kaiber, but with some color. Now, there's also some "texture" to it all. Is there any way to smooth that shit out or what.

    Fuck Optimator's life.
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    Yes. But how!? Don't fucking say lasers.
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    17
    No. Danger Will Robinson.
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    Ehhh. Fuck the horse you rode in on.
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    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(
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    • mrsleeve
      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
      • Mar 2005
      • 16385
      #2
      Lazers
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        • TS323
          Grease Monkey
          • Mar 2010
          • 359
          #3
          like cottage cheese legs n thighs?...... almost sounds like something new from KFC..... gross..... just stay away from em in general is my advice.

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            • Jonny Cash
              E30 Mastermind
              • Sep 2008
              • 1763
              #4
              Originally posted by Optimator
              There's this girl I see every now and then...

              She's got a derriere. Sort of like Farbin Kaiber, but with some color. Now, there's also some "texture" to it all. Is there any way to smooth that shit out or what.

              Fuck Optimator's life.
              You talk a good game but Ive just now realized youre not a real man yet. Still a ways to go. Youll get there one day, dont worry.
              -Jay

              2014 NASA FL se30 champ #81
              2001 se46 3 year plan in progress

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                • Optimator
                  E30 Fanatic
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 1396
                  #5
                  Can you define "real man" for us? We are merely pups to your wizened bull mastiff.
                  -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                  Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                  Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                    • imsotyerred
                      R3VLimited
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 2529
                      #6
                      Stay away. She has no intention of ever loosing that cellulite.

                      She's big and 'beautiful' and that's just the way she likes it
                      BRUTE

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                        • Danny
                          Moderator
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 14217
                          #7
                          Squats and lunges

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                            • Optimator
                              E30 Fanatic
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 1396
                              #8
                              Originally posted by imsotyerred
                              Stay away. She has no intention of ever loosing that cellulite.

                              She's big and 'beautiful' and that's just the way she likes it
                              Interesting. Story tiem?
                              -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                              Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                              Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                                • Avus E30
                                  No R3VLimiter
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 3650
                                  #9
                                  See mother to determine hope
                                  HDE30 <3

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                                    • Optimator
                                      E30 Fanatic
                                      • Aug 2008
                                      • 1396
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Avus E30
                                      See mother to determine hope
                                      Word

                                      to your mother.
                                      -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                                      Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                                      Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                                        • BimmerTim
                                          Mod Crazy
                                          • Oct 2007
                                          • 613
                                          #11
                                          waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles is waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. Some is just better than others. Take what you can get.

                                          1988 Bronzitbeige Metallic 325e 2-door S50 turbo (OO=( )=OO)
                                          2008 VW Rabbit
                                          1991 Audi 200 20vtq Wagon

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                                            • Optimator
                                              E30 Fanatic
                                              • Aug 2008
                                              • 1396
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by BimmerTim
                                              waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles is waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. Some is just better than others. Take what you can get.
                                              I do, husky lad. I do.
                                              -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                                              Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                                              Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                                                • BimmerTim
                                                  Mod Crazy
                                                  • Oct 2007
                                                  • 613
                                                  #13
                                                  Husky indeed. Keeps me warm during these cold MN winters since Blunt isn't always home to cuddle with.

                                                  1988 Bronzitbeige Metallic 325e 2-door S50 turbo (OO=( )=OO)
                                                  2008 VW Rabbit
                                                  1991 Audi 200 20vtq Wagon

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                                                    • jasonsnoddy
                                                      E30 Mastermind
                                                      • Feb 2010
                                                      • 1900
                                                      #14
                                                      as long as the puss is not made of cottage cheese then you are good to go.


                                                      Originally posted by stewie30luvr
                                                      ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
                                                      Originally posted by JakeP
                                                      with a coathanger

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                                                        • Optimator
                                                          E30 Fanatic
                                                          • Aug 2008
                                                          • 1396
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by jasonsnoddy
                                                          as long as the puss is not made of cottage cheese then you are good to go.
                                                          Fortunately not.

                                                          Sorta tasted like giardiniera though.
                                                          -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                                                          Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                                                          Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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