Can cottage cheese be eliminated?

[Conrad311]

You didn't realize there weren't any nips?

haha i was catastrophically drunk and couldnt figure out if they were super soft and fluffy or if i just couldnt find them...

[Sailor37]

as long as the puss is not made of cottage cheese then you are good to go.

Sorta tasted like giardiniera though.

^^Ewwww, sick man....i can only do that if I don't have to spread two pounds of fat to the side to see her waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles lips...

I'll bang a fat chick all day long, but the thought of going down on one, just about makes me sick.

[Kershaw]

what the fuck is in my hand? and of course it was her stomach roll. FUCK.

she musta liked it tho, she didnt complain...

1st and last fatty. it scarred me in some way and now i stick to the skinnies

as i said, its like one large boob. hey, if it feels good thats all that matters. ;)

i was 150, 5'10'' (165 now) and the chick i was boning was 5'2'' and ~180-190lbs.

[IRON-E]

I'm not ashamed either.

It is what it is.

The cottage cheese doesn't matter once you're in. It goes out the door once you've used them for sperm receptacles. ;)

[KenC]

Google "Body Contouring"... it uses diode lasers.

[chadthestampede]

I believe 'whaling' is the correct terminology.

[emoshun]

Is this you Optimator?

[Optimator]

I believe 'whaling' is the correct terminology.

Is it wrong that she is my Moby Dick to my Ahab, and I want to harpoon her?

[chadthestampede]

not at all. the euphemism works well.