Offshore Bank Accounts

[Atreus]

work in a soup kitchen and stuff the earnings in your mattress.

or become a cab driver.

or move out of the country.

lol

OR

assume another identity.... a new SS number = NEW LINE OF CREDIT OMGGGG I CAN HAZ IPHONE 9 AND A NEU HAUS! AND A COOL E30

[blunttech]

I just dont want blunt to take my money anymore. FUCK!

[pawi30]

No Blunt, I would be ok if thats where it was going.

[nrubenstein]

What benefit do you think that you will derive from an offshore account? You still have to report it to the IRS (and will probably face significantly increased audit risk).

[Atreus]

And..... you can't just have ONE offshore account, kinda defeats its purpose.

welcome to trying to hide your money from big brother.

[TheEtaUnderdog]

What benefit do you think that you will derive from an offshore account? You still have to report it to the IRS (and will probably face significantly increased audit risk).

bingo

[pawi30]

I don't really care about audits, I don't own a business, I don't do drugs.

Recently CapitalOne drained my bank account. Yea, I owed them money from 5 years ago. They were sending the letters to the wrong house. Yea, I know its my responsibility to take care of my debts.

But, with a 5 month old at home, and ZERO dollars in my bank acount, and 15 days til I get paid again, I just got to thinking, "How can I avoid this in the future?"

Yea, I know, "PAY YOUR FUCKING DEBT!"
Yea, I'm working on it.

Yea.








Yea.

[J0nnyr0ck3t]

This thread has me ROTFLMAO.

Bringing this topic to a conclusion invest your money into a CD or try ETF's there you'll gain rather than loose (in some cases) but requires you do some hw.

Also, remove the idea of an offshore account out of your head. You're not a drug dealer.

[Roysneon]

Vlad can likely give you some tips. :D

[ZM Blue Devil]

offshore account not right for you.

You need to deal in cash. Get paid in cash, pay in cash/money orders.

[NKRoberts]

offshore account not right for you.

You need to deal in cash. Get paid in cash, pay in cash/money orders.

I think this is your best option. Offshore account would be pointless.

[pawi30]

So unless I make > $250,000, offshore account is pointless. DANG, I just wanted to be cool.

[scabzzzz]

offshore account not right for you.

You need to deal in cash. Get paid in cash, pay in cash/money orders.

See, all you gotta do is ask your nearest NJ/NY r3v ex-Wall Street executive how to launder money. They know whats up!

:)

[J0nnyr0ck3t]

If you're looking into making a shit tons of money and then opening an offshore account try insider trading or a ponzi scheme.

[pawi30]

Tried it, didn't work.