Offshore Bank Accounts

[pawi30]

Does anyone have any experience with them?

I decided the only cons about them are:

1. Never find a no charge ATM.
2. Can't go in and bitch out the manager for banking errors.

I'm not worried about either of those. If you can think of any more pros or cons, or just have a story to share, please do.

[McGyver]

why go offshore?

[pawi30]

Ummm, long story. It involves a lot of drinking, a baby, and a dream.

[Atreus]

banc caribe

[Massive Lee]

Ummm, long story. It involves a lot of drinking, a baby, and a dream.

How much cocaine did you "move" this week?

[blunttech]

be patient. R3v has lots of ballers needing offshore accounts. They will be along shortly

[pawi30]

[javi415]

Did you see what happened to Boston George? I think that is a con, if I'm not mistaken

[z31maniac]

If you were in a position to NEED an offshore account, you would already have the necessary means at your disposable to aquire one.

[pawi30]

In no way do i NEED one, just thinking of my options.

[Massive Lee]

In no way do i NEED one, just thinking of my options.

Which options? Just like the dude driving a beat-up Honda Civic entering a Maserati dealership just to see his "options".
If you had had enough dough to need an offshore account, you would:

a- Laugh at the idea of even having an e30 in the driveway
b- Endlessly post in the P&R section about how Obama is reaping you, poor hard working citizen making a million or two per year
c- Have already contacted your financial counselor.

I highly doubt you even have enough money to pay for the opening fee for such account.

[pawi30]

There are opening fees? This is the kind of info I need.

a- Laugh at the idea of even having an e30 in the driveway

I am not wealthy in any way. If I was rich, i would buy all the parts for an e30 at the dealership, and build one myself. :up:


EDIT: I mean from BLUNT.

[CorvallisBMW]

be patient. R3v has lots of ballers needing offshore accounts. They will be along shortly

It's true!

[Atreus]

yes pawi there are opening fees. and balance minimums. and... and... and... and...

automatic submachine guns, a harem of hos, and a couple of speedboats, law enforcement officials, lol.

what exactly are you trying to do here....

[pawi30]

I just dont want credit card company's to take my money anymore. FUCK!