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  • TS323
    Grease Monkey
    • Mar 2010
    • 359

    #1

    Hi-larious!!!

    Don't think ive seen anyone post this, but it's pretty fucking funny.



    A taste:
    sufjan stevens: I drank 2 four loko and went to a sufjan stevens concert. I ended up singing on the stage and later on, I puked on my girlfriends dad while I was talking about fucking his daughter.
    Loko: 75 Not Loko: 7

    lilterry: i drank three 4 loko's and a icehouse. apparently i got into a fight with my big screen t.v., stripped down butt naked and pissed in my mother in law's hallway. and passed out on her couch butt naked. lol. she saw it all!!! oh yea i forgot to mention when she put a blanket over me i had a BONER!
  • kylekrueger
    Wrencher
    • Oct 2009
    • 250

    #2
    bdubs: I went out to a party, picked up some lokos on my way, delicious, and thats all i remember. Woke up the next morning spooning with my ex-girlfriends dog.

    lol

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    • Holland
      R3V OG
      • Nov 2008
      • 7176

      #3
      What. The. Fuck. People are actually proud of the shit they did.
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      • Kershaw
        R3V OG
        • Feb 2010
        • 11822

        #4
        i think most of those are just full of shit.
        AWD > RWD

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        • MikeDE
          E30 Mastermind
          • Mar 2009
          • 1873

          #5
          Originally posted by TS323

          lilterry: i drank three 4 loko's and a icehouse. apparently i got into a fight with my big screen t.v., stripped down butt naked and pissed in my mother in law's hallway. and passed out on her couch butt naked. lol. she saw it all!!! oh yea i forgot to mention when she put a blanket over me i had a BONER!

          I almost pee'd my pants.
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          • F34R
            sLaughter
            • May 2009
            • 12385

            #6
            It is not the drink, it is the people. They will still do the same STUPID ass shit with beer or some other drink.
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            • e30trooper
              R3V OG
              • Mar 2009
              • 11576

              #7
              1 blunt, 2 shots of Jack, 3 Coors, and a 4 loko

              Dont smoke, jack is nasty as shit, had about 10 coors so far, 4 lokos is for girls.

              Very not hardcore.

              drink 151 and coke, grow hair on chest , fuk girls . Theres your drink.

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              • e30trooper
                R3V OG
                • Mar 2009
                • 11576

                #8
                Originally posted by TS323
                Don't think ive seen anyone post this, but it's pretty fucking funny.



                A taste:
                sufjan stevens: I drank 2 four loko and went to a sufjan stevens concert. I ended up singing on the stage and later on, I puked on my girlfriends dad while I was talking about fucking his daughter.
                Loko: 75 Not Loko: 7

                lilterry: i drank three 4 loko's and a icehouse. apparently i got into a fight with my big screen t.v., stripped down butt naked and pissed in my mother in law's hallway. and passed out on her couch butt naked. lol. she saw it all!!! oh yea i forgot to mention when she put a blanket over me i had a BONER!
                I somehow (not sure if i did?) pissed in the trash can LMAO , thats what a 12pack of blu mooon dies to ya after a long shitty day haha. GF woke me up at 6am like WTF. Sorry had no boner tho. Drunk ass piss ,loves sleep.

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                • TS323
                  Grease Monkey
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 359

                  #9
                  hahaha, its just funny to hear about all the stupid shit people do. i know its most likely the person that fucks it up for the rest of us. but lets at least laugh at em while we can.

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