So I was leaving the movies after seeing Skyline(I'll get to that in a bit) So on my way out there is a three lanes for the red light. I got in the middle left turning one. Then a young guy in a Audi A4 rolled up along side of me, then being dumb as young guys are R3Ved his engine.
So I looked over before the light was turning, saw his smoking hot bitch. So being the sexy beast I am I winked at her! I guess her guy did not like the very much, so he did a bit more violent r3vs before the light flipped.
Once it did the LAWLs HAPPENED! He FUCKING stalled uber hard. You know like a honda kid at a light? Foot slipping, car shuttering under gased stall. I just stopped in the middle of the road(midnight no one around) and rolled down my window and laughed at him!
He was freaking out, you know how old people or Asians do when they stall in traffic? Never cranking long enough to get the engine turned over. He did that twice before I left a duel strip down the road.
P.S. Don't go see Skyline, the movie BLEW so hard. It was 3/4 spent in a room hiding with the blinds drawn. Then the end was an epic fail, just when it was getting good it ended.
So I looked over before the light was turning, saw his smoking hot bitch. So being the sexy beast I am I winked at her! I guess her guy did not like the very much, so he did a bit more violent r3vs before the light flipped.
Once it did the LAWLs HAPPENED! He FUCKING stalled uber hard. You know like a honda kid at a light? Foot slipping, car shuttering under gased stall. I just stopped in the middle of the road(midnight no one around) and rolled down my window and laughed at him!
He was freaking out, you know how old people or Asians do when they stall in traffic? Never cranking long enough to get the engine turned over. He did that twice before I left a duel strip down the road.
P.S. Don't go see Skyline, the movie BLEW so hard. It was 3/4 spent in a room hiding with the blinds drawn. Then the end was an epic fail, just when it was getting good it ended.
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