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    Audi=cocks

    So I was leaving the movies after seeing Skyline(I'll get to that in a bit) So on my way out there is a three lanes for the red light. I got in the middle left turning one. Then a young guy in a Audi A4 rolled up along side of me, then being dumb as young guys are R3Ved his engine.

    So I looked over before the light was turning, saw his smoking hot bitch. So being the sexy beast I am I winked at her! I guess her guy did not like the very much, so he did a bit more violent r3vs before the light flipped.

    Once it did the LAWLs HAPPENED! He FUCKING stalled uber hard. You know like a honda kid at a light? Foot slipping, car shuttering under gased stall. I just stopped in the middle of the road(midnight no one around) and rolled down my window and laughed at him!

    He was freaking out, you know how old people or Asians do when they stall in traffic? Never cranking long enough to get the engine turned over. He did that twice before I left a duel strip down the road.

    P.S. Don't go see Skyline, the movie BLEW so hard. It was 3/4 spent in a room hiding with the blinds drawn. Then the end was an epic fail, just when it was getting good it ended.
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    What? No drifting? This thread blows!
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      #3
      cool story bro


      e24 e9 e30
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        #4
        Ban.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Danny View Post
          Ban.
          Really?

          I just thought of the shit Jeremy was saying about BMW is no longer driven by cocks. And now Audi drivers are now cocks because of their driving. I just could not stop laughing and thought I would share, I am sure everyone else would laugh fucking hard from seeing that happen.
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            #6
            And at the end of the day he gets to fuck his hot girl while his Audi A4 is in the driveway while you go home and post a thread on r3v. Life sucks.
            Originally posted by TSI
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              #7
              Originally posted by lolcantturn View Post
              And at the end of the day he gets to fuck his hot girl while his Audi A4 is in the driveway while you go home and post a thread on r3v. Life sucks.
              After that fail I am quite sure he is getting nothing.

              And I would rather have my two E30s and E24
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                #8
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                For all things 24v, check out Markert Motorworks!
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                  #9
                  One of my Sgt's is heavily into Audi's and I am heavily into E30's, so we constantly bash back and forth on each other.

                  Apparently some of the Audi guys wanna race a force induced E30, so I am working on setting up something, recorded and all.

                  But I agree. Audi guys are douches.
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                  http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=170390

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by lolcantturn View Post
                    And at the end of the day he gets to fuck his hot girl while his Audi A4 is in the driveway while you go home and post a thread on r3v. Life sucks.
                    Truf.

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                      #11
                      you're a double fail, you paid to see skyline and your came here to post of a story of dude getting laid tonight while your going to browse porntube
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Danny View Post
                        Ban.
                        where u been brah


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                          #13
                          gay?
                          Tim.

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                            #14
                            Ban?
                            Need a part? PM me.

                            Get your Bass on. Luke's r3v Boxes are here: http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=198123

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                              #15
                              $

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