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  • F34R
    sLaughter
    • May 2009
    • 12385

    #16
    Originally posted by e30e
    you're a double fail, you paid to see skyline and your came here to post of a story of dude getting laid tonight while your going to browse porntube
    My girl friend and brother wanted to see it. I honestly thought the previews looked fucking dumb.
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    • e30e
      R3VLimited
      • Dec 2004
      • 2176

      #17
      Oh the old girlfriend excuse, gotta love it.
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      • asubimmer
        R3V OG
        • Jul 2004
        • 6482

        #18
        Originally posted by E30 F34R
        My girl friend and brother wanted to see it. I honestly thought the previews looked fucking dumb.
        So was your girl next to you when you were winking at the "smoking hot bitch"?
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        • F34R
          sLaughter
          • May 2009
          • 12385

          #19
          Originally posted by asubimmer
          So was your girl next to you when you were winking at the "smoking hot bitch"?
          Yup
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          • ck_taft325is
            R3V OG
            • Sep 2007
            • 6880

            #20
            Originally posted by E30 F34R
            Yup

            Shut the fuck up.
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            • jasonsnoddy
              E30 Mastermind
              • Feb 2010
              • 1900

              #21


              Originally posted by stewie30luvr
              ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
              Originally posted by JakeP
              with a coathanger

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              • F34R
                sLaughter
                • May 2009
                • 12385

                #22
                Just thought it was funny, I will keep it to myself next time.
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                • ck_taft325is
                  R3V OG
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 6880

                  #23
                  Originally posted by E30 F34R
                  Just thought it was funny, I will keep it to myself next time.

                  Good call.
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                  • 5spoke
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 1729

                    #24
                    R3v is much different than Rev, its apparent you know nothing about this site after almost 2,000 useless posts.
                    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.
                    This is the internet. Just make something up.

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                    • Dermeister3
                      E30 Enthusiast
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 1184

                      #25
                      ya know what.... i loled. i thought it was fuckin funny, and i love when that type of shit happens. but alaa this is the internet, and im forced to say
                      "Riveting tale ol' chap"

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                      • Massive Lee
                        R3V OG
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 6782

                        #26
                        Great story bro. I could feel the sexual tension between both sweaty drivers in this damp night. The blinking to the "hot" girlfriend was only to make sure she understands her "boyfriend's" sexual ambivalence. e30Fear should have waited for the Audi dude and finish him in the woods, on his knees. Yup. Audi=Cock.

                        Quite disapointed that "Skyline" isn't the hot movie I expected.
                        Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

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                        • FredK
                          R3V OG
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 14747

                          #27
                          lool

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                          • blunttech
                            Forum Sponsor
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 12850

                            #28
                            cocks
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                            • Massive Lee
                              R3V OG
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 6782

                              #29
                              BTW The Audi driver stalling at the light was only a metaphor for premature ejaculation... I can almost hear the girlfriend tenderly telling him it was okay. Still a great COCK story.
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                              • blunttech
                                Forum Sponsor
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 12850

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Massive Lee
                                BTW The Audi driver stalling at the light was only a metaphor for premature ejaculation... I can almost hear the girlfriend tenderly telling him it was okay. Still a great COCK story.
                                quit fantasizing about cocks and answer your email
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