Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

lol wut, CL: "jet powered speed van"

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    lol wut, CL: "jet powered speed van"






    we have for sale a jet powered e350 ford van.....land speed record holder..and chick magnet too..ask any pirate.....easy resto-project.....daily driver.....time is running out....auto-death is looming for this ride-the time is close for metal screaming in the frypan of scrap.........quiet motor with melloy muff trans........hot potatoe drag city..........big bad ed johnson approves of this sunbeam.....andrew finally got his f100... pickup-it looms large in his legend.....i wish buffy was back on tv- ....i bet she would buy this hot van......there is a case of red-hot scalding lust that needs to be pleased...have i told you of the rings of saturn and how bogs cam bark in reverse?.....when i was born-i did not see what can become of me with this ride-than came the conclusion that i should have a plymouth to make all things kosher..complete your place in this world with this massive leaning tower of power mopar....conn bill of health....dave from across the street will grace us with his presence......we need a coup at this joint.....i want it but i cant have it and i need it for ever...pretty soon the powers that be will condem this to a horrible death by squishing...the world may stop rotating and dogs and cats just might sleep together-hamsters might rise up against man to take over seattle-...lets go pile-hunting!!!....pee-pee on the paper please..ed johnson is a tv star......the monk bought lunch...toast city here we come!!!germany might split again and the who will have another last concert tour.. ....the rings of saturn might frisbee off and hoop around uranus to cause cataclysmatic universal cahos..sniffing sewers will be a olympic sport..dave dee dozy beaky mich and tich will be inducted in the rock and roll hall of fame..bobby stinkshirt kills the partridge family..marcia brady moaned in extasy..dan quail will run for president and i might just get that 72 impala wagon-{now i know the world is at risk....).....can anyone give me a answer?.....oh gosh. television might be free again .....they might play the superbowl in the afternoon, again...franco will still be dead....it will never rain again in california-boy dont i warn ya-instead it will slide off into moon base alpha and dont forget barbara bain.......can we still fly over france...fire up the b-17s.....british wiring will be ok and british leyland will create a great car-and the women will have great teeth...andrew finally got his f100 pickup but problems-problems-problems.... choke wagon-dogs love it..and ray wont let me drive the cushman...boo-hoo..i wanted to be a electrition but kept blowing up toasters...carls here-run for the bathroom...no corn chowder please-the dogs sick......lincolns log and his sniffin dog....call 1-860-749-3705..ask for jim or mike/...thanks
    Awesome.

    SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
    No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

    #2
    wtf...

    Comment


      #3
      brain does hurty now....

      Need Illustration or Design work? www.robbiebyerly.com

      Comment


        #4
        Mental note: don't do LSD then write a CL ad.
        2007 Range Rover Sport S/C

        Comment


          #5
          So... Am I too kate, did soneobe already call and get this? If youre looking for hard drugs, I think this guy should be your new contact.

          Comment


            #6
            deal, when can i pick it up.


            Originally posted by stewie30luvr
            ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
            Originally posted by JakeP
            with a coathanger

            Comment


              #7
              Why take a picture in what appears to be like 6 inches of water?
              a light will shine down from somewhere, it will light upon you, you will experience an epiphany, and you will say to yourself, "I have to r3v."

              Comment


                #8
                They probably stole the engine from P&W
                Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

                Comment


                  #9
                  x 1000000000000
                  This is win.
                  ------------------------------------------------------
                  1982 528e - Sold
                  1987 325e - Totalled
                  1990 325is - Sold
                  1997 540i6 - Sold
                  1991 325ic - Sold
                  2013 335i - Sold
                  2005 X5 - Daily
                  1991 318is - *work in progress*

                  Comment


                    #10
                    holy shit.
                    AWD > RWD

                    Comment


                      #11
                      Originally posted by CaptCanada View Post
                      Why take a picture in what appears to be like 6 inches of water?
                      I think that's the least worriesome aspect of that listing.
                      2007 Range Rover Sport S/C

                      Comment


                        #12
                        what is this i don't even
                        paint sucks

                        Comment


                          #13
                          Originally posted by b*saint View Post
                          They probably stole the engine from P&W
                          I dunno, maybe its russian? the tail number is in russian or something.

                          also, i feel like all the words were from old songs but none of them look familiar. and MAN what a piece of yard art that would be
                          DSC_0195 by Webster Burch, on Flickr

                          Comment


                            #14
                            uhhh what??
                            -FREEDOM- is cruisin at 80, windows down and listening to the perfect song-thinking "this is it"
                            -The Beauty in the Tragedy-
                            MECHANIC SMASH!!- (you all know you do it)
                            Got Drop?? ;-)
                            Originally posted by JinormusJ
                            But of course
                            E30s are know to be notoriously really really really ridiculously good looking

                            Comment

                            Working...
                            X