Anything cool to do with old car batteries??

[browntown]

I think I'm up to two or three old car batteries taking up space in the garage. I know the local scrap yard will give me 10 cents a pound, but they have to be good for something more devious.

Youtube showed shocking a kids nipples (with my luck the f*cker would arc right through my heart and kill me), and some guy arc welding with 36volts. Neither sound that exciting.

Any practical or fun uses for car batteries? Or should I just scrap them?

[J3M93]

Make a Bonfire

Chuck the batteries in

Run like a motherfucker

See what happens

[browntown]

If you saw my fat ass you wouldn't think I could chuck or run with any ability. Probably not safe for me.

[Kershaw]

pour them over your belly.

instant weight loss.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Use them to fire off used airbags on buckets.

[5Toes]

Haha local place in town pays $5 per battery

[Roysneon]

Any neighborhood pets climbing on your cars?

[Trptguy]

power your heart like iron man did

[DatUtahGuy]

1. throw 'em down a freeway overpass

2. lol

[Raxe]

Dispose of safely and properly.

[george graves]

Any neighborhood pets climbing on your cars?

I don't like you.

[Wiglaf]

there's a solution that's not too hard to get which will totally de-sulfate the things.. so if you can get some of that and some fresh acid then you are in business. This is pretty common for larger more expensive batteries for forklifts and such.

personally i'd just haul them to autozone and be done with it.

[CreamE30]

1. throw 'em down a freeway overpass

2. lol

I have no idea but this is fucking hilarious to me. Not actually doing it, but that lolling is part of the procedure

[Roysneon]

I don't like you.

Oh no, I'm fucking crushed.

[jasonsnoddy]

Haha local place in town pays $5 per battery

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