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    #2
    Oh. Em. Gee. that's damn funny
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      #3
      bwahahahah preclass lolz.

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        #4
        WVa FTW. :roll::loco:
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          #5
          Wow, not even a death threat got her some oral.
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            #6
            he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.
            Reading this made me throw up a little
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              #7
              “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
              this made me lol
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                #8
                I can't believe, after seeing her face, the guy agreed to do it.
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                  #9
                  lol
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                    #10
                    lmao, that girl is nasty. guys were prolly more scared about her line than the knife.

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                      #11


                      ^ this seems pretty appropriate.
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                        #12
                        Man that sucks to be her
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                        so true.. never let them know where you live..I almost ended up in jail when I was raping young women on craigslist
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                          #13
                          Funny, yes, but you guys are a bit behind in the times. Old news... I wouldn't be surprised if I read about it on here when it first happened.
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                            #14
                            damn haha what a whore!
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                              #15
                              i lol'd
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