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  • ACMF74
    E30 Fanatic
    • Nov 2005
    • 1245

    #1

    My new favorite line

  • Ral
    E30 Fanatic
    • Jul 2007
    • 1486

    #2
    Oh. Em. Gee. that's damn funny
    sigpic89 M3

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    • Desaevious
      No R3VLimiter
      • Aug 2007
      • 3810

      #3
      bwahahahah preclass lolz.

      SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
      No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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      • slammin.e28
        שמע ישראל
        • May 2010
        • 12054

        #4
        WVa FTW. :roll::loco:
        1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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        • F34R
          sLaughter
          • May 2009
          • 12385

          #5
          Wow, not even a death threat got her some oral.
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          • defaultName
            E30 Modder
            • Jul 2010
            • 859

            #6
            he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.
            Reading this made me throw up a little
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            • BakesE30
              Wrencher
              • Jul 2008
              • 231

              #7
              “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
              this made me lol
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              • slammin.e28
                שמע ישראל
                • May 2010
                • 12054

                #8
                I can't believe, after seeing her face, the guy agreed to do it.
                1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                • JJe30
                  R3VLimited
                  • May 2006
                  • 2044

                  #9
                  lol
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                  • Evan12
                    Grease Monkey
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 346

                    #10
                    lmao, that girl is nasty. guys were prolly more scared about her line than the knife.

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                    • quikveedb2
                      R3VLimited
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 2258

                      #11


                      ^ this seems pretty appropriate.
                      Originally posted by Dozyproductions
                      You know why you're drinking that Pabst? No its probably not because it was the first beer you grabbed. It's because you're a winner.

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                      • BrownBeanE30
                        E30 Modder
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 965

                        #12
                        Man that sucks to be her
                        Originally posted by InuFaye
                        silver is old man color car. you need dat BRO-SECA BLUE.
                        Originally posted by blunttech
                        so true.. never let them know where you live..I almost ended up in jail when I was raping young women on craigslist
                        Originally posted by george graves
                        An S5x is like the girl you want to marry - an m30 is the girl you don't bring home to mom.

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                        • HellzMindPlaya
                          Grease Monkey
                          • May 2009
                          • 395

                          #13
                          Funny, yes, but you guys are a bit behind in the times. Old news... I wouldn't be surprised if I read about it on here when it first happened.
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                          e30 Sold long ago - Too many BMWs since then... For now 2006 M5

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                          • DÌEGØ
                            Mod Crazy
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 690

                            #14
                            damn haha what a whore!
                            Driving:1990 325iS, 2007 335i :devil:
                            past BMWs: 1987 325iS turbo, 1989 325i, 1995 525i, 2000 328CI, 2001 540i, 2008 135i

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                            • xwill112x
                              Θέλησα έναν τίτλο συνήθειας, απορροφώ για να είμ&#
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 4236

                              #15
                              i lol'd
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