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  • Jand3rson
    Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 37587

    #46
    Originally posted by Lof8
    One day I took a shit on a paper plate and laid a piece of cheese on top. I walked over to his fence and handed the little bastard my peace offering. The fucker inhaled it in one bite. I laughed my ass off. Fuck that dog.
    Fuck me. That just had me laughing so fucking hard I got a headache.

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    • u3b3rg33k
      R3VLimited
      • Jan 2010
      • 2452

      #47
      Originally posted by Lof8
      Back in college, one of my buddies neighbors had a huge horrible mean dog that would bark incessantly at anyone and everyone who walked past his fence and growl as if he wanted to kill you.

      One day I took a shit on a paper plate and laid a piece of cheese on top. I walked over to his fence and handed the little bastard my peace offering. The fucker inhaled it in one bite. I laughed my ass off. Fuck that dog.

      Similar, but different.
      Not similar at all. Dogs eat shit on purpose all the time.

      Ich gehöre nicht zur Baader-Meinhof Gruppe

      Originally posted by Top Gear
      Just imagine waking up and remembering you're Mexican.

      Every time you buy a car with DSC/ESC, Jesus kills a baby seal. With a kitten.


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      • bzboardz
        E30 Enthusiast
        • May 2009
        • 1096

        #48
        can someone cliff the story from BB.com thread is closed

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        • BillBrasky
          E30 Mastermind
          • Dec 2008
          • 1641

          #49
          I'll bet daddy is so proud of his little dumpling.

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