You'll never get as shitfaced as this.
				
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Not similar at all. Dogs eat shit on purpose all the time.Back in college, one of my buddies neighbors had a huge horrible mean dog that would bark incessantly at anyone and everyone who walked past his fence and growl as if he wanted to kill you.
One day I took a shit on a paper plate and laid a piece of cheese on top. I walked over to his fence and handed the little bastard my peace offering. The fucker inhaled it in one bite. I laughed my ass off. Fuck that dog.
Similar, but different.
Ich gehöre nicht zur Baader-Meinhof Gruppe
Originally posted by Top GearJust imagine waking up and remembering you're Mexican.
Every time you buy a car with DSC/ESC, Jesus kills a baby seal. With a kitten.
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