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  • bkelsey86
    Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 1173

    #16
    tell her your joseph smith and you have to multiply to spread the religion.

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    • Digitalwave
      is a poseur
      • Oct 2003
      • 6279

      #17
      Originally posted by bkelsey86
      tell her your john smith and you have to multiply to spread the religion.

      HAHAHAHA that was good man :)

      RISING EDGE

      Let's drive fast and have fun.

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      • h0lmes

        #18
        So what I can gather from your responses is that you all want me to do her in the butt?

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        • bkelsey86
          Banned
          • Oct 2003
          • 1173

          #19
          Tell her the ass isn't a holy temple so technically there is nothing wrong with you sticking your sausage in it......If all else fails tell her your gonna do her in the butt then wash your winky in her kitchen sinky anyway....

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          • kansas-ix
            E30 Mastermind
            • Jan 2004
            • 1600

            #20
            Mormon so what i get from this is Missionary is the only position that will be going down.
            Don't forget that Brigham Young was quoted that "the hemp should be planted every where possible to help settle the land"

            Honestly it is only years later when you will look back on this and say why didn't I fuck da shit out of her. Like I do to all the girls who were "friends" please shes three years older, she hit college and in one semester you'll be a distant memory make the memory be- damn that guy did me right. Not oh he was a friend.

            Do it, surrender to the phlow.

            Young, naive and willing, a combo like none other.
            E30 325ix 62k

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            • h0lmes

              #21
              lol@this thread

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              • rwh11385
                lance_entities
                • Oct 2003
                • 18403

                #22
                thumbs down to poopy dick.

                yes, kansas knows what is up. it should be your dick.....ready to fuck her mature brains out.

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                • B2ThaZiZza
                  Mod Crazy
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 614

                  #23
                  Just go dance, get drunk, gets some of this http://www.somersetcountymusic.com/roofinex/weak.html
                  do some boom-boom and then your all good
                  :pimp:

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                  • kylebes1
                    R3VLimited
                    • May 2004
                    • 2804

                    #24
                    at least we all agree you should do her, it is up to u which hole to use.

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                    • Jhonno
                      Mod Crazy
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 736

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Digitalwave
                      Let her go with another guy that will put her to good use, since you are obviously gay.
                      :rofl:
                      ///M Inside

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                      • bkelsey86
                        Banned
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 1173

                        #26
                        up the dumper! up the dumper! :D

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                        • bkelsey86
                          Banned
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 1173

                          #27
                          oh and film it regardles of what hole you go with and post it for us.......

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