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  • FredK
    R3V OG
    • Oct 2003
    • 14752

    #46
    Originally posted by chadthestampede
    Was their first date a raid?

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    • HarryPotter
      No R3VLimiter
      • Jan 2010
      • 3642

      #47
      I've got to leave soon and I know when I get back I will have missed the nudz.


      "Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."

      John F. Kennedy

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      • KennyT
        E30 Addict
        • Aug 2010
        • 542

        #48
        Originally posted by chadthestampede
        Was their first date a raid?
        Priceless sir.

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        • Evan12
          Grease Monkey
          • Dec 2010
          • 346

          #49
          Originally posted by timkninja
          oh why oh why did i do this.

          Pics on standby.

          I like your guises responses. They make me feel better.
          :d

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          • FredK
            R3V OG
            • Oct 2003
            • 14752

            #50
            Originally posted by HarryPotter
            I've got to leave soon and I know when I get back I will have missed the nudz.
            iknorite?

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            • Farbin Kaiber
              Lil' Puppet
              • Jul 2007
              • 29502

              #51
              I'm getting SMS updates on this thread...

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              • HarryPotter
                No R3VLimiter
                • Jan 2010
                • 3642

                #52
                SAve that pic if it ever gets posted.


                "Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."

                John F. Kennedy

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                • KennyT
                  E30 Addict
                  • Aug 2010
                  • 542

                  #53
                  Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                  I'm getting SMS updates on this thread...
                  I need SMS updates. I got a party to go to with a bunch of scantily clad women in 20 minutes.

                  OP TITS OR BAN!

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                  • AbeSonic
                    Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 3635

                    #54
                    Fuck that bitch, But if you still love her, I'm sorry for your loss. Were you two living together?

                    out dated sig is out dated

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                    • KenC
                      King of Kegstands
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 14396

                      #55
                      Originally posted by KennyT
                      I need SMS updates. I got a party to go to with a bunch of scantily clad women in 20 minutes.

                      OP TITS OR BAN!
                      YOU tits or ban!

                      We already know his chick is a drunk 4/sober 3.
                      Originally posted by Gruelius
                      and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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                      • Ryan...
                        R3VLimited
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 2448

                        #56
                        Ok, somewhat serious answer coming up.

                        I dated my first girlfriend for 3 years, starting when I was almost 17. Shit was pretty good for about 2 years, then it kind of started tapering off. Going on the 3rd year she decided having a steady, strikingly handsome, intelligent, hard working boyfriend wasn't enough, so she decided to start partying with other guys, and as I imagine became the center of a circle jerk cum bath.

                        Moral of the story: Girls can take 3 years worth of love, hard work, pain, emotion, and throw it out in a second. They're heartless creatures worth roughly 1/3 of a man using American currency.

                        My new girl is cool, but I'd be lying to say I don't think of the pyscho bitch underneath just waiting for its time to strike.
                        2007 Range Rover Sport S/C

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                        • mrsleeve
                          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 16386

                          #57
                          Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                          I'm getting SMS updates on this thread...
                          hahhahaha why Does this not surprise me one iota
                          Originally posted by Fusion
                          If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                          The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                          The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                          Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                          William Pitt-

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                          • KennyT
                            E30 Addict
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 542

                            #58


                            An ex who happens to play W.O.W. at least 30 hours a week. Don't have nudez, sorry fellas.

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                            • TimKninja
                              R3VLimited
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 2131

                              #59
                              You deserve it r3v. I better be able to come back to this thread NOT deleted


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                              • Ian Bowers
                                E30 Enthusiast
                                • Apr 2008
                                • 1120

                                #60
                                OP delivers. Kinda.

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