^^Chillest bro post of the year. My broductivity with slam pieces just doubled.
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I want nudy pictures! apparently a lot of other people because this thread has gone far fast. I will give you some advice I found help me get over my 2yr relationship, doesn't sound as bad as what happened to you… but im in colorado and can terrorize…Enough answers gets shirtless pics
haha anyway, have sex with many woman, and get out there with your buddies chasing woman. get that bitch out of your head the best you can. I found working and side projects to help keep my mind off devastation.
DONT just go looking for a new gf, f that. It will help you get over her, yes, but doesnt usually lead to a strong relationship. I say, get your main bitch, your side bitch and your last resort bitch, ride that out for a while and get in touch with your self. Your next gf, be picky as all hell, shes not the one shes not the one.
and wtf she met this dude on world of warcraft? he must have been a god in the game and she got confused w/ reality.
my gf and i don't have much in common at all, but we seem to work well for one another… I do think about other woman though quite often which is a poor sign i believe, but idc.
maybe get a lapdance or two from the sexiest stripper at the gentleman's club, thats always really nice.
Do i get nudies yet?
don't suggest going gay, i have a gay roommate and it'll probably lead to more drama than your gf. its just kinda gay, but doesnt mean they arnt good people.
to be perfectly honest with you, don't worry about that bitch, its hard now i know, maybe a month, 2 months 4 months, you'll get over her, and you'll be glad you dated her as another chapter in your life. you will move on and so will she. there are so many girls out there its fucken unbelievable. and ive seen some really ugly dudes with some drop dead gorgeous woman and im like god damn. you can do that shit to man. your young, go out and fuck some woman, get some experience and god damn don't be fixated on blowjobs… all girls can be trained. but if you do want girls that love giving head, go for the slightly emo crowed but not to emo, thats weird, but they are freaks in bed. a lot of kinky shit.
do i get nudies yet?
bitches aint nothen but hoes and tricks…
silly waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, dicks are for chicks.
seriously though, just get something fucking gnarly for your e30, it always makes me feel better, like a nice power boost so you can burn rubber and give a big fuck you to the world. great feeling.
oh yea fuck bitches, get money
ps, pm me some nudies… /\apparently i really wanted these haha
nah more over feel better about the situation, just opens up more bridges and opportunities for youLeave a comment:
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Screw girls, just get acouple of goats.
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at first this thread was all
"hahaha, he wouldn't post pics.."
and then,
"oh shit, another blunt joke ha!"
and then,
"oh shit! he's really about to post a pic! hurry the fux!"
and then he posted the pic
"wtf? this isn't a nude"
and now it's all blah.
OP this is all a big part of life. Just keep living and do less with the worryingLeave a comment:
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