Whats the best way to clean my macbook?

[IRON-E]

Get aPC , life is so much easier.

Bullshit, you get so much more shit that is usually blocked by Macbook

[e30trooper]

Bullshit, you get so much more shit that is usually blocked by Macbook

i can get anything for my pc


ty demonoid

, this pc has never fuked up in the past 3 years ive had it.

[delfin]

Bullshit, you get so much more shit that is usually blocked by Macbook

Uh, it's definitely not "blocked" by macbook, there just aren't AS MUCH malware floating around for Macs. You can just as easily get something on a Mac, if not even more easily because of the common misconception that they are "invincible". If people keep buying the shit like they are, there are going to be plenty more viruses floating around for you.
That being said:

LOLZ CLEAN IT WITH HAMMER!!11!

[HarryPotter]

Gotta pay to play, bro. Ballin'

hahahahahahaha

[scabzzzz]

Go to Start>Control Panel.

Click Programs and Features. Far right bottom corner on top to the left side, is a button that says "Give me Money". Click that button, insert crisp bills face up into CD drive. When you see the pop up msg with Steve Jobs jerking off in a hospital bed poppin experimental Canadian drugs in pill form, you can restart your computer. Thats it! The process is sooo simple and revolutionary, its truly Magical.

[jrhaile]

With a hammer

[george graves]

[Violet88]

LOL gotta love that video aha

[Fusion]

Take the battery out and put it in the dishwasher.

[VinniE30]

Wow this is ridiculous.
You don't need any special software to do this.

If you want to completely erase everything securely without there ever being a change of recovering anything just erase the hard drive (select option to securely erase). Securely erasing will delete everything on the hardrive and write over it with 1's/0's so there is no chance of recovering anything.
You don't need any software to do this.

Then just reinstall the operating system. Just don't forget to back up anything important to an external harddrive or some external storage.

[Dj Buttchug]

lol at apple vid

[e30rapidic]

cleanmymac

[NC325iC]

put that shit back in the toilet

[aaron325ix]

Im sorry Dj, but can you explain your sig to me? it cracks me up but i dont know why.

[Dj Buttchug]

Im sorry Dj, but can you explain your sig to me? it cracks me up but i dont know why.

haha I have no idea why it is the way it is. Worangejuice created it for me. Its completely random. all i asked for was a trollface in my sig, and thanks to lulz of r3v, this is what i got

bahaha