you bang a new girl for the first time, do you...

[accident]

I miss you Farbin. :(

[Farbin Kaiber]

[tjts1]

toot it and boot it

[freeride53]

[mstuning]

Call her a cab

[Eecen]

Where is the "apologize profusely, and claim this never happens" option?

[b*saint]

Check for holes in the condom. Wait. Fuck that Im a man I just put it all in there.

[Charley]

Back seat is for midgets. Slide the front seats back and recline them. BMW didnt give you 8-way seats for nothing.

Bmw aslo made tourings for that purpose.

[Kershaw]

BTW, I thought you were a woman.

do you say this a lot?

lol.

you must have missed my intro thread. im the one in utilities...now your mind is really blown.

http://r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=162571

[Raxe]

do you say this a lot?

lol.

you must have missed my intro thread. im the one in utilities...now your mind is really blown.

http://r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=162571

Aw cute! So your boyfriend is in the military? He looks handsome in that get-up.

[ck_taft325is]

do you say this a lot?

lol.

you must have missed my intro thread. im the one in utilities...now your mind is really blown.

http://r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=162571

My mind isn't really blown.

[Ray Smoodiver]

People have claimed that? Just because you haven't given a woman aftershocks doesn't mean nobody else can. Of course you probably call bullshit on any guy who has encountered a gusher.

Although I do concur with the other point, regardless of the situation (unless its some sort of stupid hate fuck in another city) you play to win the game because girls talk and you dont want to be "that guy."

Outstanding reply.

I knew you were a closer.

[bimmershark]

Just showing that you're ready to please her is winning the game. A really great guy that's decent in bed outweighs an ass hole who's great in bed any day

thats why i always chow the beav (as long as its clean) before insertion

[scabzzzz]

i would rape her again of course.

[mar1t1me]

Well the women who are my age are so damned grateful they take it all ways, and aren't afraid to ask for what they want, then bring in a warm washcloth and clean me off, then make breakfast before coming upstairs for some morning play.

The girls I had in my teens and 20s were positively boring in comparison to woman of late 30's to mid 40s who are in their sexual prime. They know exactly what they're doing.