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    omg. My lips feel SO hydrated!

    I just bought some Jack Black lip balm and it feels SO luxurious, as if I just shaved my whole body and jumped buck naked into a freshly ruffled pile of silk sheets. My motherfucking lips feel like shimmering lemon chamomile candy.

    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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    i question the nature of this thread

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      #3




      i question the poster of this thread
      Last edited by Farbin Kaiber; 02-24-2011, 07:43 PM.

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        #4
        I lol'd ^
        Last edited by F34R; 02-24-2011, 06:55 PM.
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          #5
          Originally posted by Optimator View Post
          I just bought some Jack Black lip balm and it feels SO luxurious, as if I just shaved my whole body and jumped buck naked into a freshly ruffled pile of silk sheets. My motherfucking lips feel like shimmering lemon chamomile candy.
          That's some funny fucking shit right there, sir.

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            #6
            you're gay

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              #7
              way off topic lol...
              Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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                #8
                That is a fucking deal there man!
                ~ Puch Cafe. ~ Do business? feedback ~ Check out my leather company ~

                Instagram: @BWeissLeather

                Current cars:
                ~ '87 325 M30B35 swap
                ~ '87 535
                ~ 01 540 Msport 6spd
                ~ '06 X5 4.8is

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                  #9
                  Ya I might be interested in that subframe downer.


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