omg. My lips feel SO hydrated!

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  • Optimator
    E30 Fanatic
    • Aug 2008
    • 1396

    #1

    omg. My lips feel SO hydrated!

    I just bought some Jack Black lip balm and it feels SO luxurious, as if I just shaved my whole body and jumped buck naked into a freshly ruffled pile of silk sheets. My motherfucking lips feel like shimmering lemon chamomile candy.

    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(
  • evandael
    R3VLimited
    • Oct 2009
    • 2881

    #2




    i question the nature of this thread

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    • Farbin Kaiber
      Lil' Puppet
      • Jul 2007
      • 29502

      #3




      i question the poster of this thread
      Last edited by Farbin Kaiber; 02-24-2011, 06:43 PM.

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      • F34R
        sLaughter
        • May 2009
        • 12390

        #4
        I lol'd ^
        Last edited by F34R; 02-24-2011, 05:55 PM.
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        • Ryann
          No R3VLimiter
          • Mar 2010
          • 3350

          #5
          Originally posted by Optimator
          I just bought some Jack Black lip balm and it feels SO luxurious, as if I just shaved my whole body and jumped buck naked into a freshly ruffled pile of silk sheets. My motherfucking lips feel like shimmering lemon chamomile candy.
          That's some funny fucking shit right there, sir.

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          • devon.818
            Banned
            • Feb 2011
            • 2937

            #6
            you're gay

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            • downernsp
              E30 Mastermind
              • Mar 2008
              • 1931

              #7
              way off topic lol...
              Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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              • F34R
                sLaughter
                • May 2009
                • 12390

                #8
                That is a fucking deal there man!
                ~ Puch Cafe. ~ Do business? feedback ~ Check out my leather company ~

                Instagram: @BWeissLeather

                Current cars:
                ~ '87 325 M30B35 swap
                ~ '87 535
                ~ 01 540 Msport 6spd
                ~ '06 X5 4.8is

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                • HarryPotter
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 3642

                  #9
                  Ya I might be interested in that subframe downer.


                  "Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."

                  John F. Kennedy

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