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    My buddy is planning on getting an E30 with his tax return in the next few weeks. As a mulatto, he's intrigued by the suburban-thugness of the E30. He will soon be divorced and I explained to him that the e30 will bring him multitudes of sexual interactions with women.

    My question is, where would be the best place for him to stash his (still as of yet unacquired) supply of RU486 that he will undoubtedly need?

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    wat

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      #3
      RU486 is an abortion pill

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        #4
        Emergency contraceptive: where should he store his supply in his e30. Player always has to be prepared for "the morning after"
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          #5
          Originally posted by kinvodA View Post
          As a mulatto, he's intrigued by the suburban-thugness of the E30.

          this part

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            #6
            Butt Sex, Natures birth control.

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              #7
              "Your friend" haha, sounds like YOU need somewhere to hide your drugs huh? I aways stash under the shift boot.
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                #8
                no dude. pull and pray. it works good!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by StereoInstaller1 View Post
                  Butt Sex, Natures birth control.

                  He should put the pills in his butt, then have butt sex with the ladies he acquires.
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by bmw325csi View Post
                    "Your friend" haha, sounds like YOU need somewhere to hide your drugs huh? I aways stash under the shift boot.
                    not a great idea. Tranny tunnel can get pretty warm and heat up your ganj, causing degradation of the THC.

                    a bag in the trunk always works. bungee cord it to underside of the rear deck
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                      #11
                      Waterproof case in windshield wiper liquid reservoir.

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                        #12
                        Behind the check panel
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                          #13
                          There is not a single place you can hide weed inside your car where it wont/cant be found with relative ease.

                          The windshield washer idea is probably your best option as long as you didn't have any MJ in your car recently. If there has been recently, any good drug dog will catch it, and your car would be impounded and promptly pulled apart to find the drugs.

                          For one of my classes we got to watch the drug team here pull apart an impounded car that was confiscated from the owner accused of drug trafficking. The dogs got a hit coming from inside the car, and within 45 minutes the drug team had found 5lbs of weed buried deep in the dash. They've also found drugs stashed in radiators, hollowed out mufflers in dual exhaust cars, windshield washer tanks, inside the frames of vehicles, taillights, etc.. If they get a hit, your entire car is dismantled until they find what they're looking for :)
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                            #14
                            You could fabricate some sort of injection system into the seat of the passenger side seat. When that bitch sits down, she will be stuck with a needle in the ass, containing the RU486. At this point, you can also inject her with GHB or perhaps another one of your favorite date rape drugs. I know, me personally, I prefer GHB for my date rape needs. Hopefully said whore will have a big fat ass, because lets face it, who doesnt like a big fat ass from time to time? She'll barely feel it, if at all. She'll be more worried about people seeing her in the car, rather than pay attention to the "little prick" she received upon sitting in your 80's shit box. If she did feel it, she'd probably just chalk it up as a spring pinching her or something.

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                              #15
                              I usually put my percocets behind the clock on the dash

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