suspension

[HarryPotter]

This one kid was a real dick to me all the time, would never leave me alone. To make a long story short, I cut up the kids parents and put them in this chilli I made for the chilliconcarneval. He ate his parents basically.

Never got punished for that one.

[Fusion]

I ripped apart my neighbors shirt during a game of basketball.
When his mom came to ask for money for the shirt, I went inside and brought her about 20K in Monopoly money.

Good times.

[Deltron Dirty30]

i ripped apart my neighbors shirt during a game of basketball.
When his mom came to ask for money for the shirt, i went inside and brought her about 20k in monopoly money.

Good times.

lmao

[TheEtaUnderdog]

I was shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, so she sent me to live in this sick mansion in Bel-Air

[Pac1373]

I got suspended for not knowing the difference between principle and principal.

Winning!

[evandael]

i got an in-school suspension for skipping study hall to go to lunch. lame, but..


man's gotta eat, no?

[5Toes]

LOL.

My buddy said back in eighth grade some girls lit up a pipe in band. Smoking pot, and the teacher never noticed

[Eecen]

This one kid was a real dick to me all the time, would never leave me alone. To make a long story short, I cut up the kids parents and put them in this chilli I made for the chilliconcarneval. He ate his parents basically.

Never got punished for that one.

Whatever happened to that horse you were training?

[ck_taft325is]

LOL.

My buddy said back in eighth grade some girls lit up a pipe in band. Smoking pot, and the teacher never noticed

They must have been smoking some crap weed.



I have never been suspended.

[quikveedb2]

i know my writing is shit, never was good at it and getting put in an English class would be more of a punishment then getting sent home

That's why you go to school, so you don't sound like an idiot when you have to communicate through type. Instead you write like you're 6, and get responses like this:

Another winner emerging from the public school system.

They should put you into an English class for those five days.

And to keep it on topic, I never got suspended when I was in school. Multiple fights, smoking weed, drinking, showing up late, leaving early. Shit, I skipped about 40 or 50 days of my senior year and never had any issues. The key is being smart, diplomatic, and not getting caught. But if you can't type a sentence, being smart and diplomatic may be out of the question.

[5Toes]

They must have been smoking some crap weed.



I have never been suspended.

He said it was a old and feeble band teacher

[devon.818]

i was on the football team, we used to punch eachother and mess around, all in good fun.

one day everyone thought it woudl be a good idea to "attack" me in the weight room. i said i didn't want to play, grabbed one of my friends cruches and held it, they still wanted to play.
so a lil mexican boy jumped on my back, he got thrown across the room! flying mexicans....
next another kid hopped on me, he got flipped onto the ground, then i took the cruch to his head, well someone stole my crutch! who steals peoples weapons in a fight? seriously! lol
so anyway, that kid stood up, i punched him a few times in the face, teacher tried to break it up, so i punched him in the face too seeing as he was in my fists way!

another friend tried to "stop" me, i was told i bit him then kicked his head in...i don't remember but thats the consensus so we accept it.
then everything gets a bit blury....i mean i know i took out 5-6 people before the coaches got me undercontrol. apparantly it wasn't a fight at all, everyone was just trying to calm me down, but their gestures were taken as hostile acts of impending doom, so i rightly went ape-shit on everybody.

anyway i got suspended for two days and then had a reputations for being able to take on an entire football team(my team) and win! now they all know i'm crazy....hahahahaha
good times.

[richardb]

No suspension here but back in college someone let out about 15 lab mice in the middle of a German film lecture of around 130 students

[IRON-E]

6th grade, a week suspension for grabbing a girl's huuuge tits.

I had to they (her titties) said to do it.



















The worst part of it, was explaining to my Mom why I grabbed them.....

[imsotyerred]