TJ stop punching sharks

[KenC]

Oh, fuck that. If I saw a shark, I'd punch it in the face.

Dane Cook fucking rules. That is all.

[PeterCip]

To all the people hating on sharks..
You have to remember that you are in their home.. They don’t want you there either.
If a shark walked into your house, would you bite it? I know i would.. I'd wash it down with a nice cool Budweiser. *Head shaking*
-p

[Jonathan M3]

That girl lived here in Baton Rouge, its been all over the local news today. Shitty way to bite the big one, no pun intended.

Is it warm in Baton Rouge now? My wife will be there on business from Wednesday to Friday.

MarkD

Warm no, hot yes!! Its also usually very humid, its going to be very different than Toronto weather. I like it though. 8)

[Digitalwave]

Oh, fuck that. If I saw a shark, I'd punch it in the face.

Not me, I'd probably be running on wated I would be so scared.

I've seen Jaws, I'm black, we go early.

Haha. I see sharks almost every day that I am at the beach, and its never made me leave the water before. I've even been surfing when police helicopters were telling people to leave the water because of so many sharks, and not a single person left.

[Werksmini]

Oh, fuck that. If I saw a shark, I'd punch it in the face.

Not me, I'd probably be running on wated I would be so scared.

I've seen Jaws, I'm black, we go early.

If you learn the lesson from LL Cool J in deep blue sea, you need to pay someone off so that you dont get eaten.

[bkelsey86]

^ But don't pull a Samuel L. Jackson

[AdironRider]

I've seen Jaws, I'm black, we go early.

Hilarious

[BMW BMXER]

^ But don't pull a Samuel L. Jackson

I laughed hard when he bought it in that movie.

[rwh11385]

I want to pee in a shark's butt.

[Beej '86 325es]

glad im going to destin soon....

been there twice...beautiful beach.

[Digitalwave]

glad im going to destin soon....

been there twice...beautiful beach.

It is, the water is usually great too.

[M42Technik]

Haha. I see sharks almost every day that I am at the beach, and its never made me leave the water before. I've even been surfing when police helicopters were telling people to leave the water because of so many sharks, and not a single person left.

No fear of death?

Because DAMN if you get bit by a shark your ass has either only one arm left or yo' ass is dead.

[Bimmerfanatik]

Oh, fuck that. If I saw a shark, I'd punch it in the face.

Dane Cook fucking rules. That is all.

x2

She wasn't carrying her shark rocket. :(

For the unfamiliar:

"Did sharks get together and go like, ‘lets start attacking people’?

This guy on the news a couple days ago got bit by like a shark, and the shark let him go. He was telling a story, they brought him back to the beach, which is just where he fucking wants to be, anywhere near the ocean again. And the news reporter was like ‘What happened? Why did the Shark attack you? Were you taunting it?’ ‘Yeah, I go into the sea, sometimes, just to fuck around with the sharks. I have this thing called a shark rocket, and I shoot it at them, and it really annoys them, and then I just wade there in the water, and they come at me, but I’m really good at alluding them, I know this hip move, it’s something porpoises do, and then I pretend I’m a bottleneck and a stab them in the gills, and it really is effective.

He pulled up his shirt and it was like, he had the bite right fuckin’ there. He told the story, he was like “It was 12 feet long, and I was swimming, and then just OW OWW. And she goes, ‘well how did you get away’ and he’s like ‘well I punched it, and he let me go.

Okay lets recap this. A SHARK coming through the water and the fucking shark heyyyyyyyy goes over to this guy and bites him, this guy punches it in the face, and the shark goes, ALLRIIIIGHT, and tell me there is no time in your life you swim faster than when a shark lets you fucking go, your just like AHHHHHHHHH. A fuckin’ shark lets you go, if you don’t get waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles with that story… wanna see my scar? Yeah I punched a shark in the face. He tried to swim away but I pulled him back, and then I punched him again."

[Tangent]

Lol, I like how he thinks that a 12 foot shark let him go because he punched it. :P If that shark had like the taste of him no amount of punching would have helped.

[Digitalwave]

Lol, I like how he thinks that a 12 foot shark let him go because he punched it. :P If that shark had like the taste of him no amount of punching would have helped.

That is why he is a comedian.