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    #31
    ^ try registering your car.
    2007 Range Rover Sport S/C

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      #32
      I got pulled over yesterday in front of a forum members house, stupid small town cop said i had a tail light out, his partner told me he would tell me what side while his "boss" ran my paperwork, got in hit the brakes and he said "they both appear to work but this one is dim" other cop comes back and says gonna let you go with a warning just get it fixed. I had to try so hard to bite my lip

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        #33
        I had a fucktard state cop write me a ticket for a tail light out in my e28. Even though I fixed it right there. Just a little corrosion on the terminals.


        I then proceed down the road and it goes out again (check panel warned me). I pass in front of the county sheriff's office and a sheriff pulls me over for tail light out. I show him the ticket and he tells me to have a nice night. I fix the light again.

        This all happened within 1/4 mile.

        I took some free sandpaper I found laying around and cleaned the corrosion off the contacts that night when I got home.

        I then had to buy a bulb, which wasn't the problem, and show the clerk of court the receipt so it would be dropped.

        Waste-of-time...and $2 for a bulb I didn't need.

        Lesson? I dislike strongly state and city cops. County cops are cool (based on this and other experiences with state/city/county cops.)
        1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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          #34
          What's the companys name, let me call and harass them for you.

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            #35
            Originally posted by slammin.e28guy View Post
            I had a fucktard state cop write me a ticket for a tail light out in my e28. Even though I fixed it right there. Just a little corrosion on the terminals.


            I then proceed down the road and it goes out again (check panel warned me). I pass in front of the county sheriff's office and a sheriff pulls me over for tail light out. I show him the ticket and he tells me to have a nice night. I fix the light again.

            This all happened within 1/4 mile.

            I took some free sandpaper I found laying around and cleaned the corrosion off the contacts that night when I got home.

            I then had to buy a bulb, which wasn't the problem, and show the clerk of court the receipt so it would be dropped.

            Waste-of-time...and $2 for a bulb I didn't need.

            Lesson? I dislike strongly state and city cops. County cops are cool (based on this and other experiences with state/city/county cops.)

            From my experience ALL VA cops are ass holes. I was driving a work rig through there. Ot pulled over for lack of rear visibility !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF is that, My work rigs have a camper box with out the windows in the back of them (aka a DARK ROOM). it was not a fun night to say the least.
            Originally posted by Fusion
            If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
            The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


            The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

            Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
            William Pitt-

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              #36
              Originally posted by mrsleeve View Post
              From my experience ALL VA cops are ass holes. I was driving a work rig through there. Ot pulled over for lack of rear visibility !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF is that, My work rigs have a camper box with out the windows in the back of them (aka a DARK ROOM). it was not a fun night to say the least.

              hahahahah what?!? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
              Originally posted by Dozyproductions
              All girls fuck but not all girls fuck around with combustion engines.

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                #37
                Originally posted by mrsleeve View Post
                1st I would have told him NO FUCK YOU, you hooked it up right there you can unhook where it is.

                2ed I would have said no fuck you again mail me my bill I am not paying you with a CC here on the side of the road where you have write all my info down and steal my info at your leisure on the way back to the shop.

                I would then have talked to the office about it and see what they would do about it. Then if were shit heads about it, I would go get 120 bucks in Pennies (yes 12,000 pennies) and put them LOSE not in roll's into old 1 gallon ice cream pails. Wait till 430 5 oclock on the due date of the bill and walk in their office and pay it up like that.

                If they want to fuck with you and your time for a 300 foot tow to make the drivers life easier, and charge you for it, well make it as hard on them as you can. If its like it is here in the states pennies are 100% legal tender and you they HAVE to take it as form of payment.
                This sounds familiar. ;)


                Originally posted by Ryan...
                It now emits a beautiful blue-ish yellow/green smoke from the exhaust?? No idea what would cause that color, but I assume its good.

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                  #38
                  ^Glad you posted it. That video is such a treat to watch.
                  Originally posted by Matt-B
                  hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                    #39
                    Some nights I put a mask on and go and absolutely destroy tow trucks.

                    I feel like I am doing the people of our country a service.

                    Fuck tow truck drivers.
                    My previous build (currently E30-less)
                    http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=170390

                    A 2016 Toyota Tacoma TRD 4x4 Offroad in Inferno is my newest obsession

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                      #40
                      Brandon, Not what I was thinking of when I posted that. I totally forgot about that video.

                      LOL
                      Originally posted by Fusion
                      If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                      The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                      The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                      Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                      William Pitt-

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                        #41
                        Pay it in pennies.
                        2017 Chevrolet SS, 6MT
                        95 M3/2/5 (S54 and Mk60 DSC, CARB legal, Build Thread)
                        98 M3/4/5 (stock)

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                          #42
                          Virginia cops are fucking assholes. They pull you over and try to find something wrong. I got written up for an "Illegal Exhaust". Which is just a UUC RS36 Catback.

                          Oh how I hate Virginia.
                          1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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                            #43
                            Originally posted by InuFaye View Post
                            Virginia cops are fucking assholes. They pull you over and try to find something wrong. I got written up for an "Illegal Exhaust". Which is just a UUC RS36 Catback.

                            Oh how I hate Virginia.
                            Wasn't that a Statie?

                            Staunton City cops gave my friend a ticket for "chirping" the tires in his 5sp 318 Dodge 1500. He was trying to get out before a line of traffic and went over the curb. Cop said he didn't stop before entering the highway. What highway? It was @ BK on the boulevard.

                            I had a county cop show up after some asshole lady called me in when I wrecked my 300zx. Bascially he told me I had to tow the car. I told him my friend lived 5 mins away. It was around 10pm.

                            He said, "I tell ya what. You see that corner down there?"

                            "Yessir"

                            "Well, once I get around that corner, you never saw me, I never saw you."

                            Dude dropped the wreckless driving charge in court and all I had to do was driving school.

                            Thus my opinion: Staties suck, citys suck, countys are cool (if you're from their county)
                            1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                              #44
                              fuckin prick
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                                #45
                                Originally posted by slammin.e28guy View Post
                                Wasn't that a Statie?

                                Staunton City cops gave my friend a ticket for "chirping" the tires in his 5sp 318 Dodge 1500. He was trying to get out before a line of traffic and went over the curb. Cop said he didn't stop before entering the highway. What highway? It was @ BK on the boulevard.

                                I had a county cop show up after some asshole lady called me in when I wrecked my 300zx. Bascially he told me I had to tow the car. I told him my friend lived 5 mins away. It was around 10pm.

                                He said, "I tell ya what. You see that corner down there?"

                                "Yessir"

                                "Well, once I get around that corner, you never saw me, I never saw you."

                                Dude dropped the wreckless driving charge in court and all I had to do was driving school.

                                Thus my opinion: Staties suck, citys suck, countys are cool (if you're from their county)
                                Nein it was Augusta county. Dude said "hey is that thing fast", and I responded with, "dunno never been over the speed limit"
                                1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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