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    Just got pulled over by the police because my registration expired February 28th AND for some reason I didn't have my pink card in my glovebox. Ugh. Stupid I know. So she comes back and says she has to tow my truck, so I ask if I can see if someone at home can come drop it off (we were like 5 mins away from my house) so then the tow truck comes and the guy is a PRICK the cops were very nice the whole time they were like "look man, he's got proof of insurance so as soon as I see that you can drop the truck" and the tow truck driver goes "well, if it's not here by the time I'm hooked up I'm leaving!" so he's like sprinting to get my car on his truck. My brother showed up with my insurance like 30 seconds before the guy was about to leave so the cops told him to drop the truck and he says "sure, I'm just going to pull into the parking lot up ahead (literally less than 100m away) and drop it there." so fine, I'm in the back of the cruiser and they drove me over there. He unhooks the truck and hands me a bill for $120. So I look at him and go...uhhh, $120 to hook up and release my truck? You didn't even tow it anywhere! And he says, well we towed it into the parking lot! As soon as I move the vehicle I have to charge you for a tow. WTFF! So I walk over to the cops and say he's going to charge me $120 but there's nothing they can do.


    Retarded.

    Anyways that's my cool starry bra for the night.
    Originally posted by Dozyproductions
    All girls fuck but not all girls fuck around with combustion engines.

    #2
    Wow, talk about B.S.
    From The Land Of Sky Blue Waters.

    Originally posted by lambo
    Fuck studying. Party hard.

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      #3
      total bullshit

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        #4
        I've said it before - Tow truck drivers are the lowest scum on the earth.

        I would have taken my keys and told me he could bill my relaxed sphincter after I take a dump in his wife's mouth.
        Originally posted by Matt-B
        hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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          #5
          Originally posted by george graves View Post
          I've said it before - Tow truck drivers are the lowest scum on the earth.

          I would have taken my keys and told me he could bill me.

          I really should have. What a fuck.
          I'm going to call the company tomorrow and see if I can bitch to someone and get it reduced. I highly doubt it but whatever.
          Originally posted by Dozyproductions
          All girls fuck but not all girls fuck around with combustion engines.

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            #6
            ehh come on, IDK how the law enforcement is in Canada, but it seems to me they're pretty nice. In California, they would have found 5 different things to fine you for. I'de feel lucky.
            Originally posted by Jafxod
            Fuck, I need to find me a girl friend for this winter to nestle my penis inside and keep it warm.

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              #7
              Just don't pay it.
              Jah bless! :pimp:

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                #8
                Originally posted by beenjamin View Post
                ehh come on, IDK how the law enforcement is in Canada, but it seems to me they're pretty nice. In California, they would have found 5 different things to fine you for. I'de feel lucky.
                I'm glad the police gave me the chance to produce my valid insurance, they did give me a break there it's just the fucking bitch of a tow truck driver that towed my car 100M or less and charged me $120 for it. That makes no sense.
                Originally posted by Dozyproductions
                All girls fuck but not all girls fuck around with combustion engines.

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                  #9
                  Did you already pay?
                  Originally posted by Matt-B
                  hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Streichholzschächtelchen View Post
                    Just don't pay it.
                    I really should have....but the cop asked if I had a mastercard, so I said yes and then he told the tow truck driver that I had it on me. So I was kind of screwed. I didn't even think of just asking him to bill me. I really should have. ugh.
                    Originally posted by Dozyproductions
                    All girls fuck but not all girls fuck around with combustion engines.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by george graves View Post
                      I've said it before - Tow truck drivers are the lowest scum on the earth.
                      The drivers AND the companies they work for. And every other organization that takes huge advantage of people who are already in a jam.

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                        #12
                        Check list for being a tow truck driver. Any three of the following is sure to get you the job:
                        Looser
                        A-Hole
                        Jail time
                        Looser
                        No conscience
                        Red neck
                        Wife beater
                        Dead beat dad

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                          #13
                          I would have ripped the towing invoice up and threw it in his face. That's fucking stupid.

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                            #14
                            Shoulda just decked him brah, right in front of the cops. Then steal a car and get out of the cops radius zone, at that point you should have only gotten about 1-2 stars, easily avoided.

                            (gta is owning my life)


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                            John F. Kennedy

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                              #15
                              1st I would have told him NO FUCK YOU, you hooked it up right there you can unhook where it is.

                              2ed I would have said no fuck you again mail me my bill I am not paying you with a CC here on the side of the road where you have write all my info down and steal my info at your leisure on the way back to the shop.

                              I would then have talked to the office about it and see what they would do about it. Then if were shit heads about it, I would go get 120 bucks in Pennies (yes 12,000 pennies) and put them LOSE not in roll's into old 1 gallon ice cream pails. Wait till 430 5 oclock on the due date of the bill and walk in their office and pay it up like that.

                              If they want to fuck with you and your time for a 300 foot tow to make the drivers life easier, and charge you for it, well make it as hard on them as you can. If its like it is here in the states pennies are 100% legal tender and you they HAVE to take it as form of payment.
                              Originally posted by Fusion
                              If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                              The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                              The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                              Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                              William Pitt-

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