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    #16
    I drunk a couple too many and ended up 70km from where I was drinking the night before. There is no explanation other than teleportation. Cops woke me up 7am on a bus stop, I told them to fuck off and let me sleep or drive me home, that didn't go well, but they actually left after a while. Then some old people helped me find out where the hell I was.

    Fun times.

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      #17
      Originally posted by Restoman View Post
      It happens. Just be glad you didn't miss work or school. Last week I got tanked and bought a TV.
      LOL that was pretty funny.


      "Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."

      John F. Kennedy

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        #18
        Originally posted by Fusion View Post
        I drunk a couple too many and ended up 70km from where I was drinking the night before. There is no explanation other than teleportation. Cops woke me up 7am on a bus stop, I told them to fuck off and let me sleep or drive me home, that didn't go well, but they actually left after a while. Then some old people helped me find out where the hell I was.

        Fun times.
        AWD > RWD

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          #19
          Been there dude... Good times. haha.
          clutchCTRL!
          Move with a purpose.
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            #20
            One time I was so drunk, I was talking seriously to someone on TV.
            My brother came in the room and saw me doing that, told me bout it the next day.
            And another time I stomach punched a chick in a bar. She had her hair short like psycho Britney Spears, 200lb and I thought se was a dude.

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              #21
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                #22
                Originally posted by Fusion View Post
                And another time I stomach punched a chick in a bar. She had her hair short like psycho Britney Spears, 200lb and I thought se was a dude.
                I'm not sure I'd tell too many people that story. Most people seem to frown on hitting girls.
                Originally posted by Dozyproductions
                You know why you're drinking that Pabst? No its probably not because it was the first beer you grabbed. It's because you're a winner.

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                  #23
                  So do I, but from the story I was told, shit went crazy fast and I didn't hurt "it". Some some say it was a transvestite. We were like 16.
                  My more recent incidents include waking up a whole camp at 3am, falling thrpugh a tarp covering a filled pool, getting in a fight with my brother and fake butthumping my brother's girlfriend's sister while karaoke singing at the same time, their parents in the "audience".

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by Fusion View Post
                    fake butthumping my brother's girlfriend's sister while karaoke singing at the same time, their parents in the "audience".

                    LOL Fantastic

                    in fact that is going in my sig.
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