"You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday?"
"Yeah, thanks. Took the restrictor plate off to give the Red Dragon a little more juice. But it's not exactly street legal, so keep it on the down low."
"Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass."
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"No, no, he didn't slam into you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you...he RUBBED you. And rubbin, son, is racin'."
H: Alright. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.
C: Hit the pace car?
H: Hit the pace car!
C: What for?
H: Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!
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Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.
I feel the need.....the neeeeed for speeeed!
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Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.
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Every day some faceless knob walks out in front of a bus and buys it. They call it fate, God's will. That particular John waffleswaffleswaffles spent his whole life eating his peas, studying his algebra, saving for his 401K, blah blah blah... All that to wind up a brown stain on a 10 ton city bus, to be remembered as the poor schmuck that got hit by a bus. God Kills true believers and kind souls everyday; and gets a free pass from the entire world; all because people think his murder and mayhem is part of some divine plan. Well, fuck that, I've got a divine plan and it's just as good as God's. Nobody has a first clue why God wastes people; but today everyone is gonna know why I did.
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-Hey man, you just fucked up your Ferrari!
-It's not mine. Neither is this.
Okay, I don't wanna know nothing. I never saw you throw that gentleman off the balcony. All I care about, is, are you happy with your haircut?
Listen, I'm just a bio-chemist. Most of the time I work in a glass jar and lead a very uneventful life. I drive a volvo, a beige one, but what I'm dealing with here, is one of the deadliest substances the earth has ever known. So, why don't you cut me some friggin' slack?
-Your best?! Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen!
-Carla was the prom queen.
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If I were to send you flowers, where would I...uh, huh, no, wait, let me rephrase, if I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
"Yeah, thanks. Took the restrictor plate off to give the Red Dragon a little more juice. But it's not exactly street legal, so keep it on the down low."
"Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass."
__________________________________________________ _________
"No, no, he didn't slam into you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you...he RUBBED you. And rubbin, son, is racin'."
H: Alright. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.
C: Hit the pace car?
H: Hit the pace car!
C: What for?
H: Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!
__________________________________________________ ___________
Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.
I feel the need.....the neeeeed for speeeed!
__________________________________________________ _______
Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.
__________________________________________________ ___________
Every day some faceless knob walks out in front of a bus and buys it. They call it fate, God's will. That particular John waffleswaffleswaffles spent his whole life eating his peas, studying his algebra, saving for his 401K, blah blah blah... All that to wind up a brown stain on a 10 ton city bus, to be remembered as the poor schmuck that got hit by a bus. God Kills true believers and kind souls everyday; and gets a free pass from the entire world; all because people think his murder and mayhem is part of some divine plan. Well, fuck that, I've got a divine plan and it's just as good as God's. Nobody has a first clue why God wastes people; but today everyone is gonna know why I did.
__________________________________________________ ___________
-Hey man, you just fucked up your Ferrari!
-It's not mine. Neither is this.
Okay, I don't wanna know nothing. I never saw you throw that gentleman off the balcony. All I care about, is, are you happy with your haircut?
Listen, I'm just a bio-chemist. Most of the time I work in a glass jar and lead a very uneventful life. I drive a volvo, a beige one, but what I'm dealing with here, is one of the deadliest substances the earth has ever known. So, why don't you cut me some friggin' slack?
-Your best?! Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen!
-Carla was the prom queen.
__________________________________________________ _
If I were to send you flowers, where would I...uh, huh, no, wait, let me rephrase, if I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
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