Favorite movie quotes

[Bimmerfanatik]

"semen ... animal semen"

harold & kumar :)

[thejimlab]

BLAKE: You see this watch? You see this watch?
MOSS: Yeah.
BLAKE: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy, I don't give a shit. Good father, fuck you! Go home and play with your kids! You wanna work here, close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?

Alec Baldwin is the best in this movie.

[uflnuceng]

Glengarry Glen Ross was a very good flick... very dark.

Edit: Jack Lemon was the shit in that movie... all of the actors had such amazing chemistry together.

[Beej '86 325es]

Glengarry Glen Ross was a very good flick... very dark.

"What you're hired for is to help us does that seem clear to you?...TO-HELP-US! not to FUCK-US-UP!, to help men who are going out there to try to earn a living, you fairy!, you company man!"

[M42Technik]

"Dylan! You son afa BITCH!"

"I'm a cop you idiot!"

"Quick, get to the choppah!!!"

"Who is you daddy, and what does he do?"

"I'm going to ram my fist into your stomach!!!"

Ahhnold Schwarzeneeegggerrr

[Avus E30]

yeah long quote, but its all gotta be there.

[A_325i]

"This is no more a war then it is a war between men and maggots. This is an extermination"

[A_325i]

So, what do you think is more exciting? Having sex or boosting cars?

"having sex while boosting cars"

[A_325i]

"what do you estimate the enemies strength"

"we estimate there numbers as managable"

"You have no idea?"

"we have no idea"

"simple orders hall Find the enemy and kill em"





and another from the same movie

"I suggest you get yourself an m16 sgt major"

"Comes time i need one there'll be plenty of em lyin on the ground sir"

[Jand3rson]

"It's made from monkey cum, you know. They put these monkeys in a little room, and make them watch animal pornography. You know, like really kinky stuff, like a bird and a frog, or like two dogs making love to a cat. And then they take the cum, and that's what the drug is made out of."

[e30 gangsta]

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

10 cool points if u know this 1.

[Avus E30]

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!



Easy Team America: World Police

[e30 gangsta]

if you were a sheep would you fuck a sheep? Yeah i guess so.....


SHEEP FUCKER!!!

[Matt86es]

"You know the Nazis had flair. They made the Jews wear it."

[Kristuphir]

"You know the Nazis had flair. They made the Jews wear it."

Office Space baby. Ah, Ron Livingston, why aren't you in more movies?