Look to Fuq up some ones day...

[MonkeyMadness]

Ok so heres the deal..

Last month my Wife's new flex was backed into by a truck in our comunity.
It messed up her rear driver side door. ( got it fixed no problem)
Problem is the dude pull out and left, acting like nothing happened..

Fuck me!
So days later his truck shows backup turns out the fucker lives in the next culdasax. Confronted the dude like a motherfucker, had a few heated words.. Got in his face, ready to throw down. no fucking problem..
till my wife and buddy/ drinking partner from next door pulls me off and convinces me to call the cop.. lot that did, dude was gone for a few days because he had a new bumper put on so cops didn't do shit. fucking shit bags..!
Ok so now the fat bald fuck parkes his truck here "i swear just to fuck with me" ahhh I want to draw down a bead on this guy so bad..

Ok now the calm..
tomorrow there putting down slurry or seal coat on the street, And have posted info on everybodys door stating that we have to have our car in the driveway or out off the street to slurry or they tow are cars.
Slurry starts at 7am..

The plan: Question..

If/when i crawl under his chevy 2500 work truck...
If I ground out his "hot" treminal on the starter to his frame... Will it just kill the battery or will it fry the elc, ecu, ect..

Will it set off the alarm?

My thought is that if he can't start the fucker, they will tow it..
Too big to push up the hill.. :nice:

I'm looking for a debilating move that is not tracable..



thoughs, comments...

Remember looking to stay under the radar...

[Kershaw]

dont do it.

you never want to commit a crime when you have motive behind it. and you sure as shit dont want to post on the internet about your intent.

[B Randon]

that or put nails in front and behind each tire so when he moves he gets 4 flats, or take the fast foam(that foam that hardends fast) and shoot it up the tail pipe, or pour a glue around each door so its very hard to open, there are tons of things to do. but if you can get to the start in the first place just unbolts the lines to it and ground both of them out, that way it kills the battery and even then if he jumps it still want start

[Kershaw]

why dont you just set his truck on fire and call it a day.

come on man, dont be that waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles that fucks with another man's car/truck. he may be a dick, but he is not worth your career. the Corps does not look kindly on this kind of crap. and if you're out, it's not worth the jail time either.

[MonkeyMadness]

I was thinking quick in hook up jumpers hot-------frame
then quick out....

thinking jumpers cause I can put the contact point far enough away that theres no witness marks in the area someone would look if they knew what to look for....

plus no fingerprints.. ha ha only thing i touch is the cables..

good defence in court too.. :nice:

[Mtriple]

Like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P11WbduMKhY

[SoEm0]

Take a stem puller and deflate all 4 tires. Keep the valves :)

[MonkeyMadness]

Like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P11WbduMKhY

Fucking awesome!

Take a stem puller and deflate all 4 tires. Keep the valves :)

I'm looking for a debilating move that is not tracable..

Remember looking to stay under the radar...
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[shiftbmw]

Not traceable means not spelling out your intentions on the internet. You lose.

[yobless]

why dont you just set his truck on fire and call it a day.

come on man, dont be that waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles that fucks with another man's car/truck. he may be a dick, but he is not worth your career. the Corps does not look kindly on this kind of crap. and if you're out, it's not worth the jail time either.

Definitely not worth getting a lil NJP, demotion, and whatever else they decide to throw at you...and come on bro don't announce it on the internetz.

You live on off base military housing?

[MonkeyMadness]

Not traceable means not spelling out your intentions on the internet. You lose.

:up:

Definitely not worth getting a lil NJP, demotion, and whatever else they decide to throw at you...and come on bro don't announce it on the internetz.
You live on off base military housing?

I'm out.. :-/

[Massimo]

Meh I would just park cars next to his truck so he can't get out then at 6:45 in the mourning move them problem solved. That way you have not commited any crime, the worst that could happen is a parking ticket which would be fully worth it LOL.

[IminDiegoTriick]

just poop in his truck :)

[raafhimself]

...and you really thing he's NOT gonna suspect that ANY damage done to his car was done by you???

[Sensimillatech]

Meh I would just park cars next to his truck so he can't get out then at 6:58 in the mourning move them problem solved. That way you have not commited any crime, the worst that could happen is a parking ticket which would be fully worth it LOL.

^ I edited it.
If you are a marine/ex marine... dont be a douche like most of them.

Dont mess with another guys car because hed be just as mad as you are right now. since he damaged your car and got away with it, look how ticked you got so how do you expect him to react? The moment anything happens hes gonna take a baseball bat to the side of your DD, well maybe not.... but hes gonna be up your ass farther than a string of beads.