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  • Be30mer
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Jan 2010
    • 1121

    #16
    Originally posted by rich4rdee
    eat his entire family

    Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
    You are lucky your Dad didn't pull out and leave you on the passenger side seat.

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    • jasonsnoddy
      E30 Mastermind
      • Feb 2010
      • 1900

      #17
      rappel out of a window using his intestines.


      Originally posted by stewie30luvr
      ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
      Originally posted by JakeP
      with a coathanger

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      • slammin.e28
        שמע ישראל
        • May 2010
        • 12054

        #18
        Fuck him.
        1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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        • scabzzzz
          Estado de mierda de encargo
          • Jul 2007
          • 6870

          #19
          Have an intimate relationship with the family dog? Solidify it on Facebook?

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          • 5spoke
            E30 Mastermind
            • Sep 2007
            • 1729

            #20
            1. Acquire Tuba.
            2. Learn to play Tuba.
            3. Arrive at train station early.
            4. Follow the man to work and play the Tuba as he saunters along.
            5. Charge him for your services.
            6. Profit.
            Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.
            This is the internet. Just make something up.

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            • Matt-B
              The Waffler
              • Jun 2009
              • 3856

              #21
              Dont flash your gun, he gets your plate #, you go to jail


              Please leave feedback below, thanks

              http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=358170

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              • slammin.e28
                שמע ישראל
                • May 2010
                • 12054

                #22
                Originally posted by Matt-B
                Dont flash your gun, he gets your plate #, you go to jail
                1: Find where he lives
                2: Take his plate
                3: Put on your car
                4: Drive by him and flash gun
                5: He reports plate and goes to jail
                6: Problem?
                1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                • InuFaye
                  R3VLimited
                  • May 2010
                  • 2221

                  #23
                  If your driving the VW you deserve it.
                  1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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                  • JTDay
                    E30 Addict
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 521

                    #24
                    super soaker of piss would be fantastic. pepper spray would be equally funny, just make sure not to close your windows after spraying the stuff.
                    Past: 1987 325iS, Bilsteins - HR Sports

                    Present: 1999 M3, Koni Yellows - HR Sports - GC Camber Plates - UUC Swaybars - UUC SSK - AFE Intake - Stromung Catback

                    2009 Mazdaspeed3, Short Ram Intake - Turbo Inlet Pipe - 2nd cat Delete - Catback - Fuel Pump Internals - Cobb Accessport - Stratified E30 tune - 294/342 - SPC Camber Arms - CPE Rear Motor Mount

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                    • ACMF74
                      E30 Fanatic
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 1245

                      #25
                      sounds like a disgruntled waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles

                      confront him

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                      • slammin.e28
                        שמע ישראל
                        • May 2010
                        • 12054

                        #26
                        Originally posted by ACMF74
                        sounds like a disgruntled waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles

                        confront him
                        Make sure you bring protection though!
                        1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                        • colorado_cabrio
                          E30 Modder
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 891

                          #27
                          Originally posted by ttrousdell
                          guy i used to work with told me that when he was a kid growing up in san fran. they used to fill a fire extinguisher with used motor oil and spray the gays marching in parades. I think you should do the same.
                          This is impossible and retarded

                          Not to mention someone spraying "the gays" in SF would likely be pummeled...

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                          • Mr Deagle
                            E30 Enthusiast
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 1121

                            #28
                            Originally posted by colorado_cabrio
                            This is impossible and retarded

                            Not to mention someone spraying "the gays" in SF would likely be pummeled...
                            Not impossible, you can drain/clean the ABC dry chem out of it, fit a schrader on the tank valve, fill with water/pressurize and be good to go. Better results would be seen with a super soaker tho.

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                            • gverelli
                              Mod Crazy
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 772

                              #29
                              Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                              1: Find where he lives
                              2: Take his plate
                              3: Put on your car
                              4: Drive by him and flash gun
                              5: He reports plate and goes to jail
                              6: Problem?


                              G.Verelli

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                              • QUKBMER
                                R3V OG
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 8178

                                #30
                                Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                                1: Find where he lives
                                2: Take his plate
                                3: Put on your car
                                4: Drive by him and flash gun
                                5: He reports plate and goes to jail
                                6: Problem?
                                THIS ^ :nice:
                                Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                                garage queen 91 bmw 325is / 1972 Chevy El Camino 355 sbc 450hp

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