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  • deutschman
    R3V Elite
    • May 2008
    • 5958
    #46
    Buy a large squirt gun. Whip it out and drench the shit out of him!!!!! Non violent. Utterly satisfying.
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    "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten."

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      • rich4rdee
        E30 Addict
        • Apr 2010
        • 595
        #47

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          • Restoman
            E30 Fanatic
            • Jun 2006
            • 1311
            #48
            Originally posted by Kershaw
            take a machete and cut off his tongue for spitting at you.
            Mmmm, so third world that my cock is getting hard. DO THIS.
            i'lldoitforacaravan

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              • Raxe
                R3V Elite
                • Nov 2006
                • 5346
                #49
                Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                1: Find where he lives
                2: Take his plate
                3: Put on your car
                4: Drive by him and flash gun
                5: He reports plate and goes to jail
                6: Problem?
                Winning.

                >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                  • thebutcher37
                    R3VLimited
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 2877
                    #50
                    Originally Posted by slammin.e28guy
                    1: Find where he lives
                    2: Take his plate
                    3: Put on your car
                    4: Drive by him and flash gun
                    5: He reports plate and goes to jail
                    6: Problem?
                    seriously this is


                    But a super soaker is your best bet...

                    its kinda hard thrown stuff out your window... especially a shake.. unless you have a co-pilot.


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                      • Raxe
                        R3V Elite
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 5346
                        #51
                        Originally posted by thebutcher37
                        But a super soaker is your best bet...

                        its kinda hard thrown stuff out your window... especially a shake.. unless you have a co-pilot.
                        I'd imagine it's slightly more difficult to operate a super soaker from your window while driving, but it may just be me.

                        >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                          • 5Toes
                            Banned
                            • May 2010
                            • 9836
                            #52
                            Nobody likes my leg idea?

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                              • deutschman
                                R3V Elite
                                • May 2008
                                • 5958
                                #53
                                just pump it up before you get driving. have the window rolled down, and then just roll by and start blasting.
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                                "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten."

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                                  • tonywonder
                                    E30 Mastermind
                                    • Sep 2009
                                    • 1688
                                    #54

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                                      • ogbimmer
                                        E30 Modder
                                        • Jul 2010
                                        • 936
                                        #55
                                        Originally posted by tonywonder
                                        winning!!!

                                        " WHY DO YOU NEED 300HP TO DO THE SPEED LIMIT?"

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                                          • gkobez
                                            Advanced Member
                                            • Jan 2011
                                            • 184
                                            #56
                                            Park your car, and set up and ambush. He spits on your car but you get to tar and feather him afterward.
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                                              • YeOldeBuggy
                                                Wrencher
                                                • Oct 2010
                                                • 208
                                                #57
                                                Spit in the same cup for days, and save it. Then, when driving past him, throw that on his ass. Or feel free to insert cum in place of spit.

                                                Thad.
                                                Need BMW parts?
                                                http://www.blunttech.com
                                                or face ultimate peril.

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                                                  • Andy348
                                                    Mod Crazy
                                                    • Sep 2009
                                                    • 687
                                                    #58
                                                    Originally posted by tonywonder
                                                    +10000

                                                    My horn was broken so I bought a $20 boat horn at Walmart. The thing is fucking loud and will literally make cyclists fall off their bikes.

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                                                      • AlpineS50E30
                                                        Wrencher
                                                        • Nov 2010
                                                        • 289
                                                        #59
                                                        lolol at kid in the end jumping over concrete wall
                                                        Originally posted by tonywonder
                                                        check out my swap thread =]: swap thread

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                                                          • Massimo
                                                            No R3VLimiter
                                                            • Jan 2008
                                                            • 3207
                                                            #60
                                                            Leave your front door open one mourning have some friends over and stage a massacre. Basically pretend to have a massive argument inside then play the machine gun noise as loud as you can. Then run out side covered in fake blood jump in your E30 and drive it like you stole it.

                                                            The guy will freak out and will not come near you again! If it is reported to the police just say it is a video you are working on for YouTube.

                                                            Would be epic and worth video taping for all of us to enjoy.
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