Weird tasting puss.

[DTM190]

Talk about "egg" on your face


Sorry couldnt help it

[Fusion]

I was at a party one time and at like 3am we started telling sex stories. One of the guys I didn't know was all quiet and shy the whole time, but sipping some vodka. A while later, after a few shots he starts talking "I guess I'll tell you mine. I was drunk and ronching this one chick's waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles and the whole time, my face felt a little weird, like I had a thin layer of glue on it. Thought it was the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles juice, so I kept going, but I didn't like the smell. She's all enjoying it and stuff. About 15 mins later, I was thirsty as hell so I told her I'd go to the bathroom and have a quick drink. It was dark so I turned on the light in the bathroom, walked in and saw my face in the mirror. It was like a scene from Saw. I just froze in shock, then started yelling. She heard it of course, ran in and sterted yelling even more. I was so fucked, I put a shirt over my head and without washing my face, ran out of the house and down the street, people staring at what was going on. We never talked again."
The rest of us just sat there in awe and had to drink A LOT more to get over that one.

[DTM190]

Hahha, a mate told this story when I was younger and it grossed me out.

Finally gets with a chick he had been chasing for ages,

Takes her to a cabin, open fire, candles, the works.

Gets her in front of the fire, starts going the growl and notices blood.

His comment at this point was "i just thought she must have been on her rags, so i kept going" which is the bit that kinda grossed me out as a 17 year old.

So he keeps going, and going and going and there is more and more blood but he keeps going. Eventually she notices and tells him to stop and he tells her that its ok and he doesnt mind but she points out the blood like WTF, its like the scene of a horror movie and again he says he doesnt mind.

She then tells him its NOT that time of the month, turn out the whole time he had a nose bleed looooool.

So would the smell be an issue when it came from your own nose? eeeeeeeeeeeeeek

[Fusion]

Soooo... any experience with crimson river floods?

[mrsleeve]

your doing it wrong

[evandael]

i find that in most cases, as your saliva begins to replace the various juices as the primary liquid in that region, things get more pleasant.


its like pushmowing the lawn. yeah, the whole 2 acres is daunting at first but you just gotta throw it in autopilot. maybe take your shirt off and grab a brew, wave to the neighbors, etc. then at the end of it you're sweaty and tired and the woman is still unsatisfied with your work.

[mrsleeve]

What can I say. I have been stuck in motel for the last week with nothing to do but post on here as the TV in this place SUCKS ass, I am like the new temporary farbin.

[CleanAzzE30z]

Oh r3v how I have missed you......

[Good & Tight]

I've eaten a few fishy boxes, no biggie. Just wipe your nose on her thigh a few times to get the smell off in the beginning.
If you eat your way through it though it will taste better when she's done.

[CleanAzzE30z]

Boludo!..:rofl: I did set myself up on that one.

;)

This thread is Definitly providing the lulz...carry on

+13 mr sleeve you have made my day with your witty tales/retorts....

[AE_m20]

I can honestly say I truly enjoy eating waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles but hearing some of these horror stories is kinda fuckin with me.

This thread is Definitly providing the lulz...carry on

[mrsleeve]

^ can you gobble your own?!

fell off the couch in 8th grade trying one time, No was NOT successful

[m73m95]

BLAAAH.... Where are you guys finding these girls?

[LJ851]

^ can you gobble your own?!

[mrsleeve]

The more I hear these types of comments the more I loathe the "serious" relationship I have gotten myself into.

yeah well depending on the woman it may not be an issue

Been with the same one going on a dozen years and she still loves to gobble the cock, even more so when when I go 1st (due to the apparent confusion of the poster below, I must elaborate a touch on the last portion of this statement. WHEN I EAT THE BOX 1st.)