Weird tasting puss.

[KirkerBezerker]

Dude I think you have that confused with a married WIN. All though normally minus the pungent aroma.

The more I hear these types of comments the more I loathe the "serious" relationship I have gotten myself into.

[mrsleeve]

Its biology man nothing to fear, in 99% of cases. Just have to beware of that 1% and you will know it when you find it, if you ever do

[Holland]

This thread creeps me out, now I will be too worried to ever sleep with a girl.

[mrsleeve]

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The smell punched me the mouth before her unmaintained bush began to wire brush my teeth. Nevertheless I ate the jawn like there was no tomorrow and in return received a solid 30 seconds of head. 9th grade WIN!

Dude I think you have that confused with a married WIN. All though normally minus the pungent aroma.

[KirkerBezerker]

The first box I ever ate was HORRIBLE. Chick was a soccer player at my school and after a pint of vodka she was ready to be taken to some base that wasn't home base.

The smell punched me the mouth before her unmaintained bush began to wire brush my teeth. Nevertheless I ate the jawn like there was no tomorrow and in return received a solid 30 seconds of head. 9th grade WIN!

Her older sister was HEATED. She was pissed because I made her sister "do that to me". For what I had to do for 30 secs of head I should've been getting 30 mins of anal in her parents bed while she rolled my swishers for me. smh

[e30boarder]

some from-unda-cheese...

[thebutcher37]

Posting in epic thread....

I could quote something from every page funny!

[whysimon]

Zing!!!!!

[LJ851]

What is "douche " part thing?

Look in the mirror.

[DTM190]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche

[diegom6]

What is "douche " part thing?

[IRON-E]

If the bitch is dating you, dont worry the "using a douche" part is covered by default.... HHEEEYYYYYOOOOO!! JK you set yourself up for that one, I couldnt help myself.


Mariano

Boludo!..:rofl: I did set myself up on that one.

[CleanAzzE30z]

If the bitch stinks down unda, recommend she uses a "douche" and cleanse that waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, then run as fast as you can. :p

If the bitch is dating you, dont worry the "using a douche" part is covered by default.... HHEEEYYYYYOOOOO!! JK you set yourself up for that one, I couldnt help myself.


Mariano

[IRON-E]

If the bitch stinks down unda, recommend she uses a "douche" and cleanse that waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, then run as fast as you can. :p

[bataangpinoy]

oh my fuck my ex's pus used to taste metalic, she'd been using vagisil...

no wonder why she was hesitant to lemme have a snack