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    #1

    Weird tasting puss.

    It was reminiscent of Heinz brown gravy in a jar.

    Any stories of how the finger test saved you? I could have used that, because when I sneeze it smells like gravy. Fuck my life.
    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

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    #2
    dirty girls... bad news man

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    I like the tuna here.
    Originally posted by lambo
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      #3
      This is so terrible, I don't even know what to say.
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        #4


        That is the worst thing I've heard all day. Bro, finger test is a must. You cant just fly down there without the preflight check. I hope you learned your lesson.

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          #5
          ^^^uhhhhhhhh....
          are you sure it was human?
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            #6
            which finger test are you referring to ???

            the one where you retrive a sample an taste or the one where she tastes the sample ???
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              #7
              you know its not mandatory to eat it right?

              my buddy used to bitch all the time that his girls clam tasted funky and smelled weird...i never understood why he kept going back for more....

              yeah if my fingers smell bad i stop, then i stick my fingers in her mouth and ask her if it tastes good, thats my nice way of saying "you have a dirty fucking waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, now shower."

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                #8
                Ya, if she won't taste her own brand, then its no go.
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                  #9
                  this threads so funny lol!!!!


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                    #10
                    Originally posted by devon.818 View Post
                    you know its not mandatory to eat it right?
                    hhahahahahaah

                    You are a youngin arent you some day you will learn
                    Last edited by mrsleeve; 05-16-2011, 05:46 PM.
                    Originally posted by Fusion
                    If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                    The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                    The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                    William Pitt-

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by mike325 View Post
                      ya, if she won't taste her own brand, then its no go.
                      lol

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                        #12
                        We met. We danced. We got a bit sweaty.

                        All in all it could have been worse. I once didn't need a finger test. It effused the scent of putrefying crab flesh, baking in the unrelenting sun of a July afternoon. Needless to say I beat a hasty retreat.
                        -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                        Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                        Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                          #13
                          OP is sig worthy

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mlarsen View Post
                            OP is sig worthy
                            indeed. lol.

                            rules: if its funky, abort mission

                            OP are u sure you didnt taste the butthole?? i mean it could happen

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                            I like the tuna here.
                            Originally posted by lambo
                            Buttchug. The official poster child of r3v.

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                              #15
                              the rule of thumb I heard was (and I thought was a bit off):
                              If it smells like fish make it a dish
                              If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

                              I'm not sure how true that really is.

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