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  • CorvallisBMW
    Long Schlong Longhammer
    • Feb 2005
    • 13039
    #1

    Caffeinated beef jerky, lol

    What won't they turn into an 'energy supplement' these days? Beef jerky with guarana (2x the caffeine of coffee) for that little extra boost you need while sitting on the couch watching TV and eating dried meat.

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    • LBJefferies
      Banned
      • Sep 2009
      • 1690
      #2
      Honestly I think it's a cool idea. I checked out the nutritional info and it's high in protein, low in carbs, and caffeine is great for keeping your metabolism up. The only problem I have with it is that it has sugar in it. If they made it sugar free then I would buy it for sure.

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        • AE_m20
          E30 Addict
          • Aug 2008
          • 548
          #3
          You've got to be fuckin kidding me?

          88 325iS(Cam'ed m20)
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            • mrsleeve
              I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
              • Mar 2005
              • 16385
              #4
              Originally posted by LBJefferies
              Honestly I think it's a cool idea. I checked out the nutritional info and it's high in protein, low in carbs, and caffeine is great for keeping your metabolism up. The only problem I have with it is that it has sugar in it. If they made it sugar free then I would buy it for sure.
              its petrified fucking meat OF COURSE ITS HIGH IN PROTEIN AND LOW IN CRABS

              Really a little bit of sugar will not hurt you, the fucking salt in it would prolly be more of a concern than the sugar. Even when you jerky at home you use some Brown Sugar in the brine
              Originally posted by Fusion
              If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
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                • Brandon12V
                  E30 Fanatic
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 1318
                  #5
















                  Edit: BRB. going to get my battery charger so I can stalk mrsleeve some more.
                  Last edited by Brandon12V; 05-19-2011, 03:08 PM.

                  Originally posted by Ryan...
                  It now emits a beautiful blue-ish yellow/green smoke from the exhaust?? No idea what would cause that color, but I assume its good.

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                    • blackhawkimpact
                      R3VLimited
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 2415
                      #6
                      ^

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                        • mrsleeve
                          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 16385
                          #7
                          well my friend you will find plenty of shit like that, my dyslexia still kicks my ass to this day.
                          Originally posted by Fusion
                          If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                          The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                          The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                          Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                          William Pitt-

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                            • Fusion
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 3658
                              #8
                              That was played much better than most typo stalkers.
                              10/10 for executive production
                              9/10 for timing
                              9/10 for editing

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                                • RagtopE30
                                  E30 Mastermind
                                  • Dec 2010
                                  • 1869
                                  #9
                                  How about Crab Jerky with caffeine!!
                                  450whp 524 lb-ft 1988 336ic In progress

                                  http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=250709

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                                    • mrsleeve
                                      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                      • Mar 2005
                                      • 16385
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Fusion
                                      That was played much better than most typo stalkers.
                                      10/10 for executive production
                                      9/10 for timing
                                      9/10 for editing
                                      yes............ yes it was I will give give him the same marks as well but a 10/10 on timing
                                      Originally posted by Fusion
                                      If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                                      The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                                      The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                                      Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                                      William Pitt-

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                                        • Brandon12V
                                          E30 Fanatic
                                          • Feb 2008
                                          • 1318
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by mrsleeve
                                          well my friend you will find plenty of shit like that, my dyslexia still kicks my ass to this day.
                                          lol it certainly made me chuckle! keep the dyslexia comin! :p

                                          Originally posted by Ryan...
                                          It now emits a beautiful blue-ish yellow/green smoke from the exhaust?? No idea what would cause that color, but I assume its good.

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                                            • z31maniac
                                              I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                              • Dec 2007
                                              • 17566
                                              #12
                                              This would be good for road trips. Beef Jerky is a perfect snack on the road.
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                                                • Optimator
                                                  E30 Fanatic
                                                  • Aug 2008
                                                  • 1396
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by z31maniac
                                                  This would be good for road trips. Beef Jerky is a perfect snack on the road.
                                                  Hm.

                                                  Dried meats and z31maniac. It's like PB&J.
                                                  -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                                                  Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                                                  Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                                                    • z31maniac
                                                      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                                      • Dec 2007
                                                      • 17566
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Optimator
                                                      Hm.

                                                      Dried meats and z31maniac. It's like PB&J.
































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