So this past saturday my buddy (brian) calls me from the beach and tells me he is bringing two babes and a case of beer to my beach house to do some hot tubbin and drinking. Of course this was more than okay with me....
However, what wasn't okay with me was the fact that he brought a guy with him that turned out to be, well a total douche. About 6 beers into the night this kid is walking from inside my house out onto the deck, the glass sliding door and screen are both open. My buddy brian and i are talking facing him and watch him close the screen sliding door then proceed to walk through it leaving a huge hole.... WTF, who the fuck closes a screen door in front of them and then walks through it?! Anyway said douchbag assures me he will pay for a replacement. The night was young, so i said ok and we continued drinking.
Fast Forward 5 hours:
We got back from the bar so it was obviously time to hot tub and drink some more. Around 3am or so we all start to fade and head back intside. Douchbag kid passes out on my couch so we just left him there.
The next morning he comes down to my room, thanks me for having him says he will pay for the screen and he leaves. I go upstairs to the room where he slept on the couch and see paper towels all over the floor, i think to my self "what the fucks with all these paper towels". I pick them up to find that the motherfucker who i welcomed into my house, let use my hot tub, drink my beer, and sleep at my place decided to puke all over my white carpet. To make it worse there was no attempt to clean it up, or even tell me about it.
Then i call him/text him telling him he is an ass and needs to clean/fix the mess he made, and of course no response. Next time i see him he is getting one thing...a broken nose.
End rant.
aside from that one dickhead my weekend was absolutely awesome.
However, what wasn't okay with me was the fact that he brought a guy with him that turned out to be, well a total douche. About 6 beers into the night this kid is walking from inside my house out onto the deck, the glass sliding door and screen are both open. My buddy brian and i are talking facing him and watch him close the screen sliding door then proceed to walk through it leaving a huge hole.... WTF, who the fuck closes a screen door in front of them and then walks through it?! Anyway said douchbag assures me he will pay for a replacement. The night was young, so i said ok and we continued drinking.
Fast Forward 5 hours:
We got back from the bar so it was obviously time to hot tub and drink some more. Around 3am or so we all start to fade and head back intside. Douchbag kid passes out on my couch so we just left him there.
The next morning he comes down to my room, thanks me for having him says he will pay for the screen and he leaves. I go upstairs to the room where he slept on the couch and see paper towels all over the floor, i think to my self "what the fucks with all these paper towels". I pick them up to find that the motherfucker who i welcomed into my house, let use my hot tub, drink my beer, and sleep at my place decided to puke all over my white carpet. To make it worse there was no attempt to clean it up, or even tell me about it.
Then i call him/text him telling him he is an ass and needs to clean/fix the mess he made, and of course no response. Next time i see him he is getting one thing...a broken nose.
End rant.
aside from that one dickhead my weekend was absolutely awesome.
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