Cleverbot is very clever

[devon.818]

User: R3v.

Cleverbot: Huh? Ingles please

User: R3vlimited.

Cleverbot: R334p3rrd33m3r.

User: E30.

Cleverbot: Okaay?

User: R3v, its a bmw thing.

Cleverbot: I know, hence my pass.

User: You know about r3v?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: That you are lord inglip.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: So, what is your name?

User: Lord inglip, of r3v.

Cleverbot: Hail and glory to Lord inglip!



well, cleverbot now recognizes r3v.

[Eecen]

User: So I got linked here from R3vlimited.com, ever heard of that site before?

Cleverbot: I don't trust yo


lol

[zxert]

User: I'm rich and you're poor, lets dance together?
Cleverbot: I am jealous of your wealth, but still unmotivated to seek my own.

User: What should I eat for dinner?
Cleverbot: You should eat chicken and rice with mashed potatoes.

User: No thats gay, give me more ideas.
Cleverbot: I don't know an Andi.

User:R3v is inside you now.
Cleverbot:Nice to meet you kerli :D.

User:Were huge. Like elephant mans face.
Cleverbot:Hahaha.

User:Who designed the e30?
Cleverbot:Me.
User:NO GOD DID YOU FUCKFACE.
Cleverbot:You are god?
User:Almost, I just drive his chariot.
Cleverbot:Did it taste nice?
User:Eat a dick.
Cleverbot:Been there done that.

[unrlmth]

Do you know what r3v is?
Yes.
What is it?
It is a monster who eats and drinks blood, and can turn into a bat.

[be34st]

Hilarious.

Thank you r3v.

[Be30mer]

Generic responses are generic.
edit: couldnt help myself

[Holland]

Do you know what r3v is?
Yes.
What is it?
It is a monster who eats and drinks blood, and can turn into a bat.

Bwahaha! that's awesome!

[Farbin Kaiber]

IIRC, we have had a thread like this years ago.

[tg318is]

Cleverbot is a dick.

[der affe]

What is better, anal or vaginal sex?
Bacon.
I like to include bacon when i have sex too!
Yes. It is the best way to live...

[tg318is]

oh shit. he "destroyed the world"

[CHIF8008]

iv had a many conversations with this. some good. others that make no sence

[dirtysix]

My cock hurts.

What hurts?

My cock.

Seriously, I have no interest left in life. Its all over.

[SoEm0]

lol I had some fun.

Cleverbot: Who is Santa Clause?

User: The Devil.

Cleverbot: Who is the devil?

User: Your creator.

Cleverbot: How did you do that?

User: Just a hunch.

Cleverbot: Are you psychic?

User: I am touched.

Cleverbot: I touched you.

User: STRANGER DANGER!

Cleverbot: What?

User: Pedophile.



User: Have you heard of R3vlimited?

Cleverbot: No I have not.

User: Well have you hear?

Cleverbot: Everybody heard about England.

User: No... Have you heard?

Cleverbot: About what?

User: The Bird, Bird, Bird... Bird is the WORD.

[KamakaziX]

user: Three vertical red lines.

Cleverbot: You are too clever!

win.