Cleverbot is very clever

[Eecen]

thought this was funny;

Cleverbot: Do you speak english?

User: Me no speaka engwish.

Cleverbot: Then you speak what?

User: Derpanese.

Cleverbot: Derpa derp derp.

User: Durrrp?

Cleverbot: Derp.

User: Durka durka?

Cleverbot: Durka derp.

User: Durka jihad?

Cleverbot: Durk durka.

User: Durrr-pa durr herr-dur?

Cleverbot: Herp a derp herrrrrrr.

User: Durrr'p-adurr!

Cleverbot: Derp durr derpdy?

User: Durp, durp.

Cleverbot: Hurr durr.

User: Durrr-derp, derp-durrrr?

Cleverbot: Herp hurr hurr derp.

I am for3ver alone :sadface:

[lambo]

^ hahahahahahaha

User: Do you know of this enchanted place called R3V?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: O rly?

Cleverbot: YES!

User: Kewl.

Cleverbot: Well that you, I think you are cool too!

User: I heard you found 2 junked e30 m3's.

Cleverbot: Well. No.

User: Ahhhhh the truth is revealed!

Cleverbot: Bonjour.

User: Fucking Frenchie. No wonder you were bakery shopping...fag.

Cleverbot: I did not give you a firearm.

[Rennsport]

Win:


Can you solve the problem or not? Should I tell my friends to leave when I want to study?

Don't lie, you don't have any friends.

That's true. I don't have many friends. That's why I'm here talking to you.

You could make more friends on r3v.

You and I could make a Jessica Alba sandwich.

[TurboJake]

User: What is r3vlimited?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: How often do you shove a cocaine laced pineapple up your ass to get a high?

Cleverbot: Every second. Like right now. Hello.

User: Sounds like you know how to party!

Cleverbot: What is flipper.

User: He's that guy in the corner, smoking the carpet because he's too poor to buy meth.

Cleverbot: May his soul rest in peace.

[GunMetalGrey]

Cleverbot: Are you a member of the COG resistance?

User: No, have you ever had sex?

Cleverbot: Yes with you.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Four lines up.




lol

[JayDee916]

User:Eat a dick.
Cleverbot:Been there done that.

Classic! Haha
Sacramento win

[MAXELHOFF]

not-a-Bot

[ALYKZANDYR]

User: Do you fuck goats?

Cleverbot: Yes.. a little dog.

User: Do you know E30slut?

Cleverbot: Yes.

......................

User: Tell me about it.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: E30's.

Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

User: E30.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because they are gods chariot.

Cleverbot: Why are they good?

User: S52 power.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is. But I have to go now.

[Wh33lhop]

thought this was funny;

That was pretty fucking funny.

[DTM190]

Vagina.
What is that supposed to spell?
Tasty vagina.
What kind of cheese is that?
A stinky fish flavoured cheese.
Oh, that's clever. I'm keeping that.

[cabriodster87]

Hey bitch.
Hey baby.
So, ask me a question.
Will you marry me?
Do you swallow?
I try not to.

[slammin.e28]

User: Fuck.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Yeah, that.

Cleverbot: Oh. That.

User: Mmmhmmm.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: My mom. You?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Bonjour!

Cleverbot: I don't speak much of french, how many languajes do you speak?

User: All of them.

Cleverbot: Give me one dansih word.

User: Goddag.

Cleverbot: How can I prove I am a goddess?

User: Do you have big tits and an hourglass figure?

Cleverbot: No?

User: You are no goddess.

Cleverbot: I am Jesus.

User: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

Cleverbot: No, I have sinned.

User: You are Jesus, you cannot sin!

Cleverbot: Can you sing?

Cleverbot: Yes.

[zxert]

Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.

Cleverbot:What kind of living creatures?
User: Cyberdyne Systems, Model 101.

Cleverbot: What am I being saved from?
User: A T-1000. Advanced prototype.

Cleverbot: What can they do?
User: The T-1000 is a more advanced Terminator, composed entirely of a mimetic metal alloy, rendering it capable of rapid shapeshifting, near-perfect mimicry and rapid recovery from damage. Furthermore, it can use its ability to quickly liquify and assume forms in innovative and surprising ways, including fitting through narrow openings, morphing its arms into solid metal tools or bladed weapons, walking through prison bars, and flattening itself on the ground to hide or ambush targets. The T-1000 also had the ability to extrude small, simple items from itself. For example, it created a motorcycle helmet and a pair of sunglasses when these items were necessary for its disguise (a Motorcycle cop disguise). The T-1000 can also change its color and texture to simulate flesh, clothing, and other nonmetallic materials. It is capable of accurately mimicking voices as well, including the ability to extrapolate a relatively small voice sample to generate any words or inflections it requires. The T-1000 is effectively impervious to mechanical damage, such as being dismembered, shot with bullets, or attacked with explosive devices. Wounds close almost immediately, and any detached parts simply flow back into the T-1000's body. Temperature-based attacks are effective, however. Low temperatures can cause the liquid metal to freeze, which inhibits its ability to move or shapeshift. High temperatures degrade its ability to maintain a disguise; after emerging from a burning truck, the T-1000 appeared in its default liquid-metal state and was only able to reestablish its policeman disguise after cooling for several seconds. Only extremely high temperatures, such as molten steel, are capable of disassociating its molecular structure and permanently destroying it.

Cleverbot: How can I connect with you?
User: My mission is to protect you.
Cleverbot: Protect me from who? Or what?
User: Cybernet. An autonomous military defense network.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Come with me if you want to live.
Cleverbot: Ok.

[M42Power]

Clever: I am a girl.
User: Good, i like girls.
Clever: I don't like you.
User: Why.
Clever: Because you are my friend.

[Wizard13]

me:I will not take a pineapple in my ass!
bot:Tell me about your childhood.
me:You touched me!
bot:That was a me from an alternate dimension who came from the past's future.
me:Your a bastard!
bot:I know that.


Too funny!