So I met this girl at a bar...

[Dj Buttchug]

need shots of face but yes pretty sure you should put a ring on that shit

[phreshkid]

All this e30 stuff finally paid off for you my internet friend. Now go, be merry.

[Deltron Dirty30]

^ hard to please much? I don't wanna get banned for pron!

twas a joke my friend.

wife dat girl up and delete this thread after you do.

[priapism]

Go get a ring. Strong work, son.

[learningcurve86]

I may start crying.


you didn't mention tattoos. i hate you so much

[Desaevious]

She'll either be absolutely batshit crazy (but you won't know that for a few months) or end up being your wife.

[be34st]

She'll either be absolutely batshit crazy (but you won't know that for a few months) or end up being your wife.

^what I was thinking.

Girls that are into cars and shit like that make me CHUB.

That pic of the cum stain on your bed made me disrupt my workplace with howling laughter.

I would rain baby gravy all over her. Keep her around.

[Wh33lhop]

R3v has spoken.

[z31maniac]

She'll either be absolutely batshit crazy (but you won't know that for a few months) or end up being your wife.

My wife is batshit crazy, but still awesome.

All women are crazy, it's just what brand of crazy.

[Dozyproductions]

My wife is batshit crazy, but still awesome.

All women are crazy, it's just what brand of crazy.

words of a wise man.

[be34st]

The brand of crazy being referred to is 'batshit' which is always a deal breaker.

[slammin.e28]

The brand of crazy being referred to is 'batshit' which is always a deal breaker.

Technically....

[zxert]

As a friend of mine says "Varying degrees of craziness". Just find one you can stand.

[be34st]

Technically....

That's also regularly not desired in a woman.

[Brandon12V]

LOL you guys crack me up. So the plot thickens... texts were bounced back n forth after she sent me those pics...

Her: So ummm. I have to tell you something..

Me: If it involves herpes or some other incurable disease, I will probably have to end you.

Her: Lol no. I have a bf.

Me: Do I know him? Better yet, does he know me?

Her: Don't worry he's not gonna find out but yea you know. It's Joe at the Ram.

Me: Joe..... Joey the bartender???????? The 210lb 6'3 wall of muscle Joey?! Yes please don't tell him, lol.

Her: Haha don't worry babe. We're done anyways. I just haven't moved out yet bc our lease isn't done til sept.





....... I have not responded yet. Keep in mind I'm 5'10 150lbs. I'm no slouch but this guy does amateur MMA in light heavyweight locally. I'm sure he'll never find out... Unless he likes e30's as well.