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    #31
    need shots of face but yes pretty sure you should put a ring on that shit

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      #32
      All this e30 stuff finally paid off for you my internet friend. Now go, be merry.
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        #33
        Originally posted by Brandon12V View Post
        ^ hard to please much? I don't wanna get banned for pron!
        twas a joke my friend.

        wife dat girl up and delete this thread after you do.
        Originally posted by HarryPotter
        not to be racist but i've had multiple african americans comment on how they love my car. I've seen pics of e30's rolling through africa with at least 15-20 africans on them with ak-47's. WILD. its in the african blood. Hope this wasn't too racist, forgive me as I am intoxicated.
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          #34
          Go get a ring. Strong work, son.
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            #35
            I may start crying.


            you didn't mention tattoos. i hate you so much
            Greg

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              #36
              She'll either be absolutely batshit crazy (but you won't know that for a few months) or end up being your wife.

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                #37
                Originally posted by Desaevious View Post
                She'll either be absolutely batshit crazy (but you won't know that for a few months) or end up being your wife.
                ^what I was thinking.

                Girls that are into cars and shit like that make me CHUB.

                That pic of the cum stain on your bed made me disrupt my workplace with howling laughter.

                I would rain baby gravy all over her. Keep her around.

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                  #38
                  R3v has spoken.

                  paint sucks

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Desaevious View Post
                    She'll either be absolutely batshit crazy (but you won't know that for a few months) or end up being your wife.
                    My wife is batshit crazy, but still awesome.

                    All women are crazy, it's just what brand of crazy.
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                      #40
                      Originally posted by z31maniac View Post
                      My wife is batshit crazy, but still awesome.

                      All women are crazy, it's just what brand of crazy.
                      words of a wise man.

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                        #41
                        The brand of crazy being referred to is 'batshit' which is always a deal breaker.

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                          #42
                          Originally posted by be34st View Post
                          The brand of crazy being referred to is 'batshit' which is always a deal breaker.
                          Technically....
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                            #43
                            As a friend of mine says "Varying degrees of craziness". Just find one you can stand.

                            Originally posted by StewStewIloveyouyou
                            hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah f--- this community its like am making my life with you guys
                            And am making my life with you guy too. ;)

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                              #44
                              Originally posted by slammin.e28guy View Post
                              That's also regularly not desired in a woman.

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                                #45
                                LOL you guys crack me up. So the plot thickens... texts were bounced back n forth after she sent me those pics...

                                Her: So ummm. I have to tell you something..

                                Me: If it involves herpes or some other incurable disease, I will probably have to end you.

                                Her: Lol no. I have a bf.

                                Me: Do I know him? Better yet, does he know me?

                                Her: Don't worry he's not gonna find out but yea you know. It's Joe at the Ram.

                                Me: Joe..... Joey the bartender???????? The 210lb 6'3 wall of muscle Joey?! Yes please don't tell him, lol.

                                Her: Haha don't worry babe. We're done anyways. I just haven't moved out yet bc our lease isn't done til sept.





                                ....... I have not responded yet. Keep in mind I'm 5'10 150lbs. I'm no slouch but this guy does amateur MMA in light heavyweight locally. I'm sure he'll never find out... Unless he likes e30's as well.

                                Originally posted by Ryan...
                                It now emits a beautiful blue-ish yellow/green smoke from the exhaust?? No idea what would cause that color, but I assume its good.

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