need shots of face but yes pretty sure you should put a ring on that shit
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Originally posted by Brandon12V View Post^ hard to please much? I don't wanna get banned for pron!
wife dat girl up and delete this thread after you do.Originally posted by HarryPotternot to be racist but i've had multiple african americans comment on how they love my car. I've seen pics of e30's rolling through africa with at least 15-20 africans on them with ak-47's. WILD. its in the african blood. Hope this wasn't too racist, forgive me as I am intoxicated.
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She'll either be absolutely batshit crazy (but you won't know that for a few months) or end up being your wife.
SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:
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Originally posted by Desaevious View PostShe'll either be absolutely batshit crazy (but you won't know that for a few months) or end up being your wife.
Girls that are into cars and shit like that make me CHUB.
That pic of the cum stain on your bed made me disrupt my workplace with howling laughter.
I would rain baby gravy all over her. Keep her around.
07 Designio E63 AMG / 1984 318i (M20Swapped)
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Originally posted by Desaevious View PostShe'll either be absolutely batshit crazy (but you won't know that for a few months) or end up being your wife.
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Originally posted by be34st View PostThe brand of crazy being referred to is 'batshit' which is always a deal breaker.1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5
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Originally posted by slammin.e28guy View Post
07 Designio E63 AMG / 1984 318i (M20Swapped)
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LOL you guys crack me up. So the plot thickens... texts were bounced back n forth after she sent me those pics...
Her: So ummm. I have to tell you something..
Me: If it involves herpes or some other incurable disease, I will probably have to end you.
Her: Lol no. I have a bf.
Me: Do I know him? Better yet, does he know me?
Her: Don't worry he's not gonna find out but yea you know. It's Joe at the Ram.
Me: Joe..... Joey the bartender???????? The 210lb 6'3 wall of muscle Joey?! Yes please don't tell him, lol.
Her: Haha don't worry babe. We're done anyways. I just haven't moved out yet bc our lease isn't done til sept.
....... I have not responded yet. Keep in mind I'm 5'10 150lbs. I'm no slouch but this guy does amateur MMA in light heavyweight locally. I'm sure he'll never find out... Unless he likes e30's as well.
Originally posted by Ryan...It now emits a beautiful blue-ish yellow/green smoke from the exhaust?? No idea what would cause that color, but I assume its good.
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